Interpolic

Couldn't make it up. Tbf, someone did.

The second coming. Rafa didn't play him

Well there it is.

£? He's had chances to do that already though, hasn't he? And is on canny money already. Reckon he'll stick with Leicester unless he has another chance to move upwards and feels he won't get another chance.

In 2009 my subtitle on here was 'jazzing to the beep tone of a life support machine' and nowt's changed like, what are we even doing? Exactly, they've even stopped feeding us 5 year plans where we're following the Aston Villa model or whatever the last few years. Not even pretending to run us as a sporting institution should be run anymore. Just milking Rafa til the next half-arsed plan.

Financial penalty aside, there's no reason for Rafa to stick around beyond this summer if Ashley still owns the club. It's a total waste of time for him treading water at a club who actively embrace mediocrity. Same as it's a waste of time for us. 10.5 years wasted and counting. It's pathetic.

Why would he go there?

Caulkin is the master where NE football is concerned. Peerless. It really is a cracking little article, that one.

Cannot believe it has only just dawned on me that PCP stands for Piss Cock Partridge.

Ashley's big fat head is a sniper's dream* tbf * © Bob Mortimer

Enjoy yourself bbz

We better not just sign a load of wingers when we have far more pressing needs elsewhere.

He should start running us like a £350m football club then. We're valuable when it suits him, worthless when it doesn't. It's because of 10 years of failure including an appalling transfer record that buyers aren't exactly queuing up to pay his asking price. The club is worth fuck-all without its Premier League status, and we're clearly going to be perilously close to losing it yet again.

... Gannin' alang the Scotswood Road, to see the Blaydon Races!

Racist.

Who? Dennis Wise ? http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/11211758/ashley-wont-sell-to-just-anyone In just under 3 minutes, he managed to say the words "football club" 13 times. What this moron is doing on TV f*** only knows. Why did you count? Because the phrase "football club" when clearly said in a football errrr club context is one of my biggest pet hates. When I heard him trawl it out 3 times in the first 10 seconds I decided to keep counting. Plus I'm currently unemployed. He does say "football club" a ridiculous amount there. He's talking utter shite like, what an evil thick little wanker he is.

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Wankers

Can you cunts stop quoting my post please, getting notifications all over the shop.

Yesssssss

http://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-24-strikers-signed-newcastle-mike-ashley/

Go to the Giraffe bar before the Burnley game and tell him yourself I'll try to remember next time I'm up. He's obsessed with the Krays mind, be careful wormy.

Christ, felt like I'd seen a ghost reading that Tweet tbh. Speed's death has been so shrouded in mystery I didn't think we'd ever hear of him again other than the odd tribute.

Does my fucking head in. *Is with geordie* *mentions other geordie* 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' Just fucking die. Aye that and "whey aye man", Byker Grove, Geordie Shore. I used to entertain a chat about Brown Ale but then I stopped drinking, so that's out now too

Wish the world would fuck off with this Ant & Dec patter like.