Interpolic

QPR away was the most one sided game I ever saw live, including the 8 nowt versus Sheff Wed. Not sure how much there'd be to dissect tactically mind, we were strolling around a lot of the time.

Wins one out of every seven. Loses six out of every ten. How fucking shit does he need to be before he gets laughed off the planet?

He always loses the dressing room, that's what a team performing as far less than the sum of its parts for a prolonged period like half a season or whatever basically always means. Every side he's managed eventually sees through his bullshit and then it dawns on them who they're left with. That usually happens when he's at his very smuggest, his most insufferable and carefree. Can only assume it's happened so quickly this time as he's bounced in there cockily off the back of some Sky punditry having gained an unwarranted reputation as some swashbuckling footballing demigod, the second coming of Cruyff, and as usual he's swallowed the bullshit despite him being the person who fucking cultivated it in the first place. TLDR - is this embarrassing cunt deed yet or what

Irrelevant.

Hmm, do we have to?

I used my bench boost this week, meant I got Doucoure's 10 points plus a handful more. Respectable 60 pts, rather than 40-odd.

Dyche and the worm He never misses a beat with the weird current affairs references.

Doesn't really explain why Murphy appears to be 4th choice of our wingers, which IMO is way off based on recent performances.

Still though, the amount of Pardew's ambitions appear to be to keep it at 0-4

Small Neville-gasm there. Incredible hit.

We played some decent stuff first half but just can't sustain it over 90 minutes, seen it time and time again this season.

Wide open at the back here.

Didn't he have a massive bust-up with the manager?

C-O-L-B-A-C-K Find out what it means to NUFC Fuck all mate, fuck off.

2-1, even Jon Dahl scored.

Re Allardyce, victories are his, defeats are theirs. Same with Pardew. As above, it was nice to hear Jake Humphrey calling it bullshit on BT.

Really like that Jake Humphrey, he's just been saying that Allardyce never used the word "we" during his interview and instead was only criticising the players. He said surely he has to share responsibility given he made 5 changes after a win and is responsible for tactics etc. Calling him out for the stuff we notice all the time basically, and as we know Pardew does exactly this too. Nice to hear someone being sensible.

Got fuck all so far like Captained De Gea as most of my attackers have tough games so that's 12 points but every other cunt so far has 1-3 points.

Durham looks like the original nonce on which all other nonces were based. Fucking protononce basically.

Wew wtf, at 35 years old. Never realised he was an alchie either, fair play to him for going public with that.

Ashley isn't even pretending to have a plan anymore.