Interpolic

"I can't afford Prada gear so I'm going to buy all of my clothes at the charity shop instead" "I can't afford a Bugatti so I'm going to walk instead" "I can't afford a mansion so I'm going to kip in a cardboard box instead" There is a happy medium yer kna, you fat useless moron.

He's fucking obsessed with stadium naming rights

What, that's not a phrase

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Wonder if a Barca fan will send an open letter FAO Coutinho saying "In many ways Phillippe, welcome home". Nar, probs not.

We'd have similar problems with Perez surely, I know he's a striker like but he'll be on canny money at Arsenal.

"Never Eat Shredded Wheat"'s a good way to remember it I've found.

Yuck

Will have had plenty of time on his hands this summer tbf.

Same tbh. Signed mostly fringe/squad players this summer when we needed players for the first team.

It'll be alright, mate.

Worst one is when you're in London and meet a shit geordie, which is a geordie who is firstly a total prick but secondly, and most heinously, completely slags off the area to anyone who'll listen. Only met a few shit geordies but when I have I get out of the situation quickly as I'm never going to be capable of anything constructive with those kind of anger levels

Jack SOLback

https://talksport.com/football/jacob-murphy-relishing-premier-league-challenge-newcastle-united-listen-170809249668 :lol: He does say "Yuck" on 1:25, and nobody acknowledges it

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His reception isn't going to be great. Hopefully it reaches Michael Owen levels. Howeh, there's every ex player and then there's Michael Owen. Saw this the other day: Ah reet, so THAT'S your breaking point m8

I read it as De Jong is not much of an athlete on the pitch, which is far more important these days than it was.

OPEN THE CHEQUEBOOK FFS MORE LIKE

Aye we found them a while back:

1-1

Stop showing off, lads

Yeah, Coventry signed Bellamy to replace Robbie Keane when he went to Inter and he didn't look much cop at all. Was an apprehensive attitude to the transfer - seemed like an average signing from an average PL side, a bit like Cort had seemed at that time as well.

Had that on as well and they said fighting and potential pain.