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Aye that's total s**** surely. http://uk.soccerway.com/players/neymar-da-silva-santos-junior/102697/ 71 in domestic leagues, 9 in domestic cups, 19 in continental tournaments, 20 in internationals. 119 according to that. According to that resource (and just in the league because I can't be arsed to work out the rest): Neymar: 275 apps; 71 bookings; 1 booking every 3.9 games. Tiote: 227 apps; 64 bookings; 1 booking every 3.5 games. Fucking hell, had no idea Neymar got that many bookings Dirty bastard, no wonder Disco hates Brazil.

Hang on, 133 yellows since 2009? So Neymar's averaged almost 20 bookings a season since he broke through?

I didn't even realise this was on until 9pm then I didn't bother with the rest Similar happened with the Malta game. Almost entirely disinterested at this stage.

People probably hate Mondays because they hate their shit pointless office jobs and are not obscenely rich MATE

Fit? Nah still injured.

After all that, Giggs reckons he turned down Swansea [emoji38] http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/10611241/ryan-giggs-says-swansea-did-not-match-his-ambitions PFM lovers working themselves into an irate frenzy over absolutely fucking nowt

HTT the sort of bloke who just turns up and goes with the flow.

How dare Ben Arfa join a Pardew club etc Ben fell out with Pardew to such an extent he was thrown out of the club on a free. When Townsend does the same he will be welcomed back. Until then he can kiss Pardew's arse along with any sympathisers. So you wouldn't take Benteke? A fellow 'Pardew sympathiser'? Did Benteke leave Newcastle, a team led by one of the greatest managers in the world and one of the best football arenas in England? Is this meant to be a joke or not

Mediawatch is essential reading like, look at this man http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-wenger-shock-saunders-stories

It was a throwaway remark FFS, didn't think it was going to turn into Question Time.

Maybe she means they were really uncouth

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Sutton's too much of a misery to ever get shirtless. I don't agree, he'd get shirtless, bye

If you put Sutton and Pearson in a room they'd be inexplicably shirtless in no time.

http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-justice-for-poor-ryan-giggs Some amazing PFM patter around the Swansea appointment here.

sunderland thread? I used to keep up on it but it's become grim of late. Aye, commotion starts here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97773.msg6158912.html#msg6158912

Sorry, it was a cross-thread joke.

Stadium Of Light.

It was an Atsu Ritchie Hanley Shelvey, Yedlin Perez Clark bikini, That she wore for the first time today.

This is a weird one, 3 defenders on the bench and no sign of Perez.

Maybe he kept harassing her when she hung up on him.

From May Someone just bumped it with "How is your wife Richard?"