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West Ham have been after a striker they can spend loads of money on for ages like

The next player to leave Crystal Palace should be ordered to ring the parents of a soldier who has died serving his country in Afghanistan, and tell them his reasons.

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/crystal-palace-fans-furious-with-alan-pardew-as-tottenham-move-for-zaha/story-29655275-detail/story.html

Definitely falls into the bracket of players that are out so often that you can't rely on them to be part of your squad, until proven otherwise we need to be really well covered in his position.

Zahahahahahahaha fuck Palace

What they not happy about, we told them he'd come out with stuff like that all the time.

Anyone London-based going to the Cock & Lion to watch this?

This never took off so we're fucked, Pilko

Achraf Lazaar I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars Edit - unreal

That joke

Pundits who were shit/average British players are always living their lives vicariously through today's shit/average British players.

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Can we just loan him for an extortionate fee straight away, will save us time in the long run.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1413264682022750&id=958681370814419

Anyone else reckon he was quite happy to stay but Benitez had seen enough and made this happen? Certainly how it appears to me.

This unskilful prick's gonna be well pissed off another one of his mates has left before him

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/34120992 "I'm delighted to be given the opportunity to play for a club with such great history" (Sunderland) - Sept 2015 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20160824/united-complete-yedlin-signing_2281670_5834145 "Newcastle is such a big and historic club, and I'm excited to have the honour of playing for them" - Aug 2016 Really shows you that these quotes mean absolutely nowt like

I don't get it... Really?

Never heard of him, but then again who am I to Judge?

So would most of the spotty little freaks on this forum.

Those 2 never get any flak on the BBC either.