Interpolic

Live updates here, the lass is being interviewed on video this time: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/adam-johnson-trial-live-updates-7378817 Didn't notice this from yesterday, taken from the summary at the bottom: She claimed that she then engaged in a sex act with the footballer which lasted for ‘three or four seconds’ Johnson allegedly told her: “If you keep doing that, I am going to have to have sex with you”

Stunnin'

Redknapp would take us down and say he had no chance. The media would lap it up and his reputation would remain intact, same as QPR.

Think they should just deal with the "fixture congestion" and shut the fuck up tbh. Don't the likes of Messi and Ronaldo play about 60 games a year? Don't like this, feels like it's pandering to the likes of Allardyce and Pardew, but then again they'll probably be gutted as it's one less excuse for them.

After Pardew we ended up with Carver for half a season, who inexplicably almost took us down having been in an OK position. I'd rather stick with him tbh, it'll be touch-and-go whether we stay up in that case, whereas you can rely on Ashley to fuck it up massively if there's a decision to make.

Mbemba did the exact same thing the previous week and everyone thought it was mint

I agree with a lot of this tbh.

N-O reckons he's running out of hair. It's all speculation.

Aye and watch him squirm while he tries to explain he's simply a big fan of Chloe Sevigny's work in the mid-90s.

No bother mate, just be aware of the noncequences.

Yes that will work.

I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce.

I know its not strictly Northern but i love the word 'nonce' too It's brilliant. It works with anything. You cycle? Areet bike nonce. You knit? Areet wool nonce. You fancy kids? Areet actual nonce. Etc.

Fucking hell, me saying do it has just made me think wtf happened to German David off here? The betting fiend.

We don't

Do it. Once you go geet, everything's areet.

IT WAS FUNNY

We should know better than any club on the planet how important a good manager is by now. Stop playing, or being, dumb.

Haha piss off man, it's really good. No idea how that could appear sarcastic

Derek Scissorhands, that's class.

Aye a Steve Howey quilt, even though I know Squires stuff I was like wtf

Aye, fuck off Khurram

pata like wata and I'm drowning in it.

I'm fucking fuming, they pay me nowt. Wtf does James do that I don't where there's £6m difference. I'd accept £1m quite gladly but would still be angry about James' wage.