Interpolic

Speedogeddon.

Ian watches kids.

Going abroad to play football, what a fucking freak.

Like Kanji said, he was probably taking the piss after what Mbemba did. The sort of thing that would be seen as funny if we were winning games. I think it's decent craic tbh, shows the players are interacting with each other at least. It's bollocks to use it as a stick to beat him with.

As much as he was a twat and always injured, Dyer is streets ahead of Sissoko in terms of my favourite Newcastle players.

Yep. Total bollocks. Hopefully he's aware that not all of our fans are braindead.

Why was Mbemba wearing a tux hilarious and this isn't the case for Thauvin? I still have a good feeling about this guy tbh, think his style will suit the league once everything settles down.

Best league in the world, can't compete with the Greeks and the Portuguese but still the best overall. You can't beat it.

arselol

They'll be giving the daft fuckers the right to vote next.

This year's FIFA's got girls in it.

That's not who I am like Certainly applies to some of the mugs in our support and even on this board though. At least they'll have enjoyed Sammy Ameobi in his place for a season though.

That is fucking amazing.

Have caught a few random Bundesliga games recently and the entertainment is streets ahead of the Premier League like. Most teams trying to play football the right way.

Fucking hell Hans. Disappointed.

It's fucking incredible. As Garth Crooks says, how the fuck can people call Pardew shite one minute and trust him completely when it comes to his patently dodgy treatment of our most gifted player the next. Accusing someone of a lack of graft goes a long way it seems.

Sounds bad but if we're to lose this then hopefully it won't be the usual hammering, as we'll need to push on after this game with our confidence intact. The games after Man City will define our season, if we put a run together as we should then we'll be fine but otherwise we'll be in serious bother.

Got a new contract last season too 'kin 'ell!

Mannn he looks like he's in fantastic form. 2 brilliant goals and looked sharp in the build-up to the other goals.

Did the same under Pardew did Ayoze http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/not_aware_waynes_world.gif

It's good that he's forced his way into the side with his quality pretty early on, it took Ben Arfa 3 or 4 months of cameo appearances sometimes. Hopefully he's a mainstay now. Love watching him.

Hard to argue with the t***, apart from the bit about deserving a point. Reminds me of this post by tmonkey, the Pardew bit aside: Play well against big clubs in televised matches, get noticed and earn that big-money move. Which is why many of our players are rarely likeable. I agree there seems to be a difference in mentality but it's just as much about us not having a clue how to unlock a defence when the opponent sits deep and the onus is on us IMO.

Mandhandled the poor fucker twice.