Interpolic

I'm not sure if we would have more points with Pardew in charge tbh, it's pure guesswork to say he would. I think it would have been canny similar.

There's nee chance he'll be able to neck the pizza when it finally arrives if he boshes loads of gear in the meantime like, nee chance.

Aye I noticed the poetry of it while I was typing. Hope the unbearable cunts crash and burn.

LOLing hard at the Chelsea result. They can't buy a win and it's brilliant.

Please hold on So'ton. Would be amazing if Mourinho ended up getting sacked for poor results.

Didn't this happen last season or the one before, they went 5 goals up then packed in trying?

This is why I packed it in. It's like everyone's turned into a very tedious version of Rain Man. I actually hope they score 10 or 12 now. Absolutely furious.

Erm why the fuck they taking Aguero off, he could have broken the record.

THIS IS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL

Seriously dispiriting. I'm surprised I'm still this bothered. Promising first half where we should have been out of sight followed by this gutless tripe. And it's 5. Vast majority of sides look at an upcoming home fixture against NUFC and can't believe their luck. It's the sort of thing that makes me think I'm almost done with it. What's the point.

Don't think that was that bad at all tbh.

Class. Bullet header where he had to react really quickly.

He's exactly what we need.

He didn't try and decapitate Perez if that's what you mean? Got his knob out IIRC. Yellow card.

They're not even talking about it. Imagine if it was the other way around, or even worse if it had happened to Chelsea. Cunts.

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK. Really hope we don't end up regretting this. Ripping them apart at will.

Crosses! Headers! What the fuck's gan on!

What the fuck, man. On what planet. Should be 2-0. Bet they'll skip that on MOTD.

So's Ian.

Get in, fucking love this kid to bits.

Yeah.

Anita's thinking "Clown to the left of me, Sissoko to the right, here I am. Stuck in the middle with you "

Why would we buy Cabaye when we have Gouffran? It's just October and we're this salty. There's so much season left, ffs. There's always next season.

Are you for real?!

Fuck off man, Palace.