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The mass genocide stuff aside, the holocaust wasn't that bad really.

What the absolute fuck. Jumping the shark after only a few months is seriously impressive from McClaren. I think the high point was when he talked a good game before we started playing actual games that we never won. Ah well. Honestly man, Gouffran. Tit.

That would be perfect! Would be very good for the league IMO, I'm all for it.

It would be so absolutely hilarious like. Kevin Keegan was a very talented manager, probably not suited to international management, and he was out of his depth. This would be like Graham Taylor all over again but worse. The guy hasn't got a fucking clue how not to be a (shit) one trick pony and he'd get found out sharpish.

Newcastle is an actual place you nonce

Well the point is that if they could flog them for more they would, obviously.

I can't fucking stand Mark Lawrenson like, he's like the sarcastic priest out of Father Ted. The guy's an absolute prick. Garth Crooks is a big weird hilarious force of nature.

SJP with no SD signs in sight, ready for the rugby:

neesy killing it, as per.

Fucking Planes, Trains & Automobiles, this Lockwood Cup lark like.

England sub-goalkeepers are less well known than reality show contestants these days. Remember when we had Seaman, Martin, James, etc all pushing for a start. Forrins ruin everything.

We dodged a bullet there.

Crystal Palace 0-0 West Brom Aston Villa 0-0 Stoke Bournemouth 1-0 Watford Man City 3-1 Newcastle Norwich 2-1 Leicester Sunderland 1-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Southampton Everton 2-2 Liverpool Arsenal 0-1 Man Utd Swansea 0-1 Spurs

Or I can just smear it all over your face.

Tbf to DJ_NUFC we will actively try to flog him when his value's deemed especially high.

Ah cool, that guy knows how to regurgitate a load of bullshit stereotypes. Good for him.

He'd been out of form for around 18 months before Chelsea spent £50m on him.

Speedogeddon.

Ian watches kids.

Going abroad to play football, what a fucking freak.

Like Kanji said, he was probably taking the piss after what Mbemba did. The sort of thing that would be seen as funny if we were winning games. I think it's decent craic tbh, shows the players are interacting with each other at least. It's bollocks to use it as a stick to beat him with.

As much as he was a twat and always injured, Dyer is streets ahead of Sissoko in terms of my favourite Newcastle players.

Yep. Total bollocks. Hopefully he's aware that not all of our fans are braindead.

Why was Mbemba wearing a tux hilarious and this isn't the case for Thauvin? I still have a good feeling about this guy tbh, think his style will suit the league once everything settles down.