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It's not, that was a lie.

So's Casualty.

I'd personally say a false 9 can only exist when there's one man up front, might be wrong though. The point is that they're more withdrawn than the wide forwards but still the fulcrum of the attack, I thought.

Casper sure did.

False number 9 doesn't mean everything but a pure goal poacher though.

Cole wasn't a penalty box striker? For us? He fucking lived there man, the Premier League charged the poor fucker rent.

Worthy of a poll IMO, this height stuff.

They don't even respect themselves. Nah I'm sort of with HTT tbh, North East football is an embarrassment and I'd far rather see our 2 clubs up there than the London and Manchester ones.

Mbemba me? I was the ennnnnnnnnnd of Coloccini.

Not sure you understand percentages Cronky, midfielder it is.

As one of my best mates described another football hipster we know, "He's read a book about zonal marking and the mad cunt thinks he's Mourinho".

Fuck, not again.

Mbemba Mbemba the 23rd July.

Balls, just read the other thread.

This bollocks? http://whatculture.com/sport/joao-moutinho-due-for-newcastle-medical-as-he-looks-to-complete-9-5-move.php

Get ready. Tonight Get ready for Chancel Mbemba. Thought I'd just came up with this on my own, obviously not. Think this could take off.

Nope. Not having that at all I suggest you revise your opinion.

Seems like a Lee Nelson job.

Think it's Stone Cold Steve Austin for backup at left-back me, certainly ticks Ryder's "exciting" box so I reckon it's nailed on.

Both, at this point. We'll never know. Seems not good enough now but was seriously mismanaged by an egomaniac daft cunt at a crucial point in his development.

Would hope an IkonOut movement would surface sharpish if that ended up happening.

Yeah, was Hislop rather than Albert. Spent a small fortune that summer.

Think that's Shakira.

How many games did he start at centre half? Wasn't very fucking many. Takes players time to adapt, and he was never given that time in terms of minutes on the pitch in his favoured position.