Interpolic

The drug dealer - lulls defenders in by giving them an easy and pleasurable ride to begin with, then the defender becomes a heroin addict.

Shuttler Island.

"Abou, take a seat" "Thanks" *TWANGGGGGGGGGG* "What was that?" "Nothing"

What will they think up next?

stop I actually can't.

Mbemba Mbemba the 24th of July.

Fattest cunt going. Can't stand him. Thanks for ruining NUFC, Hatem Ben Arfa you selfish twat. The club existed before you and we'll have actual grafters who care about the city at the club after you. Arsehole.

"Aye" works, soz if I misread.

Absolute freak and a fucking weirdo, innit.

Going fucking nowhere. There's not a hope in hell. Matt Spiro the clueless fucking dragon.

I'm willing to let it take a life of its own but reckon KI's works better and that's what I was thinking. Colocciiiiiiini-aaaaaaah

It's not, that was a lie.

So's Casualty.

I'd personally say a false 9 can only exist when there's one man up front, might be wrong though. The point is that they're more withdrawn than the wide forwards but still the fulcrum of the attack, I thought.

Casper sure did.

False number 9 doesn't mean everything but a pure goal poacher though.

Cole wasn't a penalty box striker? For us? He fucking lived there man, the Premier League charged the poor fucker rent.

Worthy of a poll IMO, this height stuff.

They don't even respect themselves. Nah I'm sort of with HTT tbh, North East football is an embarrassment and I'd far rather see our 2 clubs up there than the London and Manchester ones.

Mbemba me? I was the ennnnnnnnnnd of Coloccini.

Not sure you understand percentages Cronky, midfielder it is.

As one of my best mates described another football hipster we know, "He's read a book about zonal marking and the mad cunt thinks he's Mourinho".

Fuck, not again.

Mbemba Mbemba the 23rd July.

Balls, just read the other thread.