Interpolic

This bollocks? http://whatculture.com/sport/joao-moutinho-due-for-newcastle-medical-as-he-looks-to-complete-9-5-move.php

Get ready. Tonight Get ready for Chancel Mbemba. Thought I'd just came up with this on my own, obviously not. Think this could take off.

Nope. Not having that at all I suggest you revise your opinion.

Seems like a Lee Nelson job.

Think it's Stone Cold Steve Austin for backup at left-back me, certainly ticks Ryder's "exciting" box so I reckon it's nailed on.

Both, at this point. We'll never know. Seems not good enough now but was seriously mismanaged by an egomaniac daft cunt at a crucial point in his development.

Would hope an IkonOut movement would surface sharpish if that ended up happening.

Yeah, was Hislop rather than Albert. Spent a small fortune that summer.

Think that's Shakira.

How many games did he start at centre half? Wasn't very fucking many. Takes players time to adapt, and he was never given that time in terms of minutes on the pitch in his favoured position.

This is the case in 90% of instances if we are being fair.

WUM status assured today, well done. Won't be engaging much now aside from the odd insult.

What a fucking bellend.

Just had an epileptic fit, BRB.

Exciting times.

Pixels add 10 years at best tbf.

Haha OK Ah well, fuck it. I love losing 4-3 anyway, it's in my DNA.

Should support Palace mate.

Identical hand twins. Fucking goldmine.

Is it fuck shopped, I've already done my 5th November joke.

Mbemba Mbemba the 22nd of July.

Haven't been following this, what the fuck was the point in playing that defence? Has he said? There's rotating the side and giving everyone a run-out and there's naming a side that is completely and utterly mental.

Everything's been hunky-fucking-dory in Cronkyland for the last 7 years so he must feel off his nut on cowies the last week or so with the latest developments.

If Bamford's as classy as he looked at Boro then there's a good chance he'll be a hit there and gain them a good few points. Hopefully he's fucking shite.