Interpolic

Quite a fan of his rugged good looks myself. Dirty pretty Ings.

http://www.myabgc.com/resources/kid-on-computer.jpg

Not sure I even understand what they're getting at.

http://www.africatopsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jean-Pierre-Riv%C3%A8re.jpg Does look quite nice, strange Tweet though.

Really hope this isn't a crushing anti-climax like the Cliff Richard situation was.

Sometimes it's better the devil you know.

Saying Hatem Ben Arfa would have been more productive this season than Gabriel Obertan, Yoan Gouffran and Sammy Ameobi = creepy hero worship.

It's the "high expectations" cliche. People saying/thinking that Newcastle fans expect to win anything and everything, and mocking the notion even though it doesn't actually really exist. It's genuinely that stupid.

I got all 10 results right one time, was fucking devastated as I worked out I could have won thousands even if I'd put a quid on.

I'd snap your arm off for Bamford mind, have been seriously impressed the few times I've seen him. Bit one-paced but he looks a classy player.

Are you for fucking real or what? It's shit. It could be not shit. Not complicated stuff at all, this. Don't give a toss if he's "tapped into a market" when the market is plebs who were buying the patch to stick on their 50 quid Wonga monstrosity. Rebels without a cause, one of whom is profiteering from this miserable situation.

http://i.imgur.com/lZBtBnX.png My 2 cents.

The rest of it's actually fairly harmless.

Doesn't even work, makes it loads better.

You OK, Mike?

Nice Rabona you insufferable prick.

It's just fucking crap man, it's not clever in the slightest for a start. "ashley - fu*k off". How is that the absolute best he could have came up with? It's shite.

Would do 20 years and not give a shit. I'd get out and find his family.

It's the fucking worst.

Here it is. https://www.facebook.com/150095918436165/videos/708554322590319/?fref=nf

Palace fan stuck it on my wall today and I said Pardew was IMO the biggest berk ever to manage NUFC. And Kinnear used to be our manager. Asked him to let that sink in.

Will be home in 10 and can post it. Prepare to kick a wall.

You'd sooner be a billboard for a parasitic company engaged in usury? It's amusing seeing the hand-wringing over the "Ashley, F--k off" patch when in reality, prior to Sunday's canned interview and a single win, most people were asking for just that. Yeah, Ashley has turned N-O around with his bullshit interview. Never underestimate the forum's capacity to hate an absolute cunt until the end of time, it's one of the best things it has going for it.

Yep it's all as cynical as it gets. Guy never wanted to ever have to do an interview, not a hope in hell. I hope someone dismantles and steals his greenhouse.