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I'd have been surprised if they did it any other way tbh. Par for the course.

Same, allez les noirs et blancs. Still think they'll end up appointing Stevey Mac mind. Sorry, I just mean the appointment rather than it being Vieira. Reckons we're interviewing the candidates this week.

Read Caulkin's piece about this in The Times and he reckons we're aiming to sort it all out by the end of this week.

Ethi?

Seems to be an intelligent football mind without the massive ego of other great players such as Gullit, Souness etc. I'd be keen to take the gamble but also think there's fucking no chance.

Exactly.

Would be absolutely amazed if Vieira ends up being out manager. Unfortunately I don't believe any remotely positive story concerning Newcastle, there's generally an ulterior motive for everything and I'm not daft enough to think Ashley will start taking us seriously now

Ashley's probably deleted them and gleefully emptied the recycling bin. Vindictive cunt.

Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST WTF, are they not made up?

Barton, player manager.

Europe should get one out of every two IMO. Not even taking the piss.

Add neesy.

Yes please. Would definitely get me interested again.

Quite a fan of his rugged good looks myself. Dirty pretty Ings.

http://www.myabgc.com/resources/kid-on-computer.jpg

Not sure I even understand what they're getting at.

http://www.africatopsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jean-Pierre-Riv%C3%A8re.jpg Does look quite nice, strange Tweet though.

Really hope this isn't a crushing anti-climax like the Cliff Richard situation was.

Sometimes it's better the devil you know.

Saying Hatem Ben Arfa would have been more productive this season than Gabriel Obertan, Yoan Gouffran and Sammy Ameobi = creepy hero worship.

It's the "high expectations" cliche. People saying/thinking that Newcastle fans expect to win anything and everything, and mocking the notion even though it doesn't actually really exist. It's genuinely that stupid.

I got all 10 results right one time, was fucking devastated as I worked out I could have won thousands even if I'd put a quid on.

I'd snap your arm off for Bamford mind, have been seriously impressed the few times I've seen him. Bit one-paced but he looks a classy player.

Are you for fucking real or what? It's shit. It could be not shit. Not complicated stuff at all, this. Don't give a toss if he's "tapped into a market" when the market is plebs who were buying the patch to stick on their 50 quid Wonga monstrosity. Rebels without a cause, one of whom is profiteering from this miserable situation.