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It's partly the fact that we rarely have (m)any new signings playing a decent preseason with us. Every summer we reflect on numerous previous transfer windows of little transfer activity that has left the squad short by sitting on our hands wondering how long until the fans notice and go mad. With tens of millions in the bank. It's bullshit, but it's our deceitful, backwards transfer policy.

They aren't going to sign Falcao and Austin. They might well have 2 strikers to replace but I'd be inclined to agree.

Death by firing squad.

Didn't Mourinho think he could get Torres back to good form without much success? Might work out but also might work out an expensive failure based on ego. That said, as much as I hate Chelsea I'd like to see him have a canny season in the Premier League as was really disappointed versus what I'd seen before.

Spainful.

Pantilimon's face.

Word.

Absolutely criminal that Sammy's not been called up yet.

"Rooney has won it for England". Fucking moron.

I'll analyse you, emphasis on anal. Gan stick a blob on and get yourself a blowie m8. You buy clothes from asda you absolute freak Eh, but I don't though.

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I'll analyse you, emphasis on anal. Gan stick a blob on and get yourself a blowie m8.

This stuff never happens to anyone but ITV. Thought you were an Analyst, Taylor.

ITV

Lovely finish.

I'm going to fucking deck him like. Prick.

Earth Song.

It's caused pandemonium like. Forum crashed for me earlier.

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We will never win anything, ever.

Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the f*** up. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you c***". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming. Sad bastard. Harsh man, I can't help my dreams Mick you fackin owld cant.

Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the fuck up. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you cunt". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming.