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Yoan Gouffran as a defensive winger.

SHIT JUST GOT REALLLL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Costel Pantilimon as a water carrier.

Sorry, alleged nonces.

They stand by their nonces mate, deal with it.

Just remembered when he wanted to sign Darren Bent for us as a trequarista.

Massively but he's obviously too much of an arse-kisser to kick up a fuss about anything. Makes Pardew look like Che Guevara.

I'm not being funny like but he has genuinely had terrible luck with injuries and suspensions. Not quite Roeder levels but it's been pretty bad. As manager he carries the can for fitness and discipline though.

Because during the 34th minute it's going to be impossible for 11 highly paid professional athletes to perform amidst a protest that isn't remotely directed at them. That leaves us with 89 normal time minutes.

FUCKING CUNT

Ironically an acronym for ALS.

77. http://www.nufc.com/html/records.html Really interesting page, that.

Win this and the Premier League dream is alive for another season. #hope #nervous #wait #noicantwait

:lol: Gotta go back months to find some shit to use as momentum. Building on a DRAW at SWANSEA that occurred MONTHS ago. Desperate.

Main reason I think Carver might get it is that Ashley's proven himself to be an irrational smart-arse that loves doing the opposite of what anyone who knows football would tell him to.

Can't believe 19 people want Bimpy, you deserve what you get you misguided cunts.

Sort of this but I never hated either. Was clear after the Keegan thing what players were dealing with behind the scenes. Only gripe against Given is he should have waited until he saw us safe but he'd been pleading for additions to the squad for about 10 consecutive transfer windows and as everybody in every walk of life knows there are times when another opportunity comes along in that situation and you think "Fuck it". He gave us years to sort our shit out. Carroll's another story, the deal was clearly beneficial for all parties at the time but they'll have been on to him like fuck when they realised his transfer fee could bankroll the club for the next 2 seasons.

Take the "out" out of Southampton and you get "S'hampton". Take the "out" out of "Ashley Out" and you get "Ashley". Coincidence?!

@ both.

Nah, he bought shares in my company as well.

He said he doesn't get sports you utter loon. Sorry, that bit of insanity passed me by. Why have Sky without the Sports? For £13/£14 a month there's some great programmes on sky, along with their sky plus, box sets and HD i really don't mind paying that when the other alternative is shitty freeview channels full of repeated old quizzes and house programmes. If i want to watch a match I'll go to the pub, or can jump on to my mam n dads sky go to watch one as they have the Sports ...or Netflix, which is £5 a month and pisses all over it. I've got Netflix, it's not really the same thing though.