http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/430591/Ayoze-Perez-Newcastle-Man-Utd-Arsenal-Transfer-News-Update-Gossip-Latest
Fucking amazing headline, immediately contradicted in the sub-heading.
First sentence has a typo:
"Reports in Spain claim the Premier League dup are interested in signing Perez, and will launch respective offers in the summer".
Not reading any further about how the Premier League dup will try to sign French forward Perez thanks, but let me know if you spot anything else.