Interpolic

All managers say ignore your eyes, look at the stats. All of them, all of the time. Stop fucking nitpicking.

If I could say whatever I wanted at work and not be held accountable whatsoever for it, then I'd probably come out with some proper mad patter as well.

Might as well watch games live on WhoScored rather than going to SJP. Wow! He's on fucking fire lately.

Man Utd are red Fergie's nose is blue His ego's destroyed them Please take Pardew

You've still done as well as me so far.

Norwich were considerably better than West Ham there like.

Science has advanced a lot in the last few years tbf.

Fuck off Botafogo.

Since Ashley took over, how many times have we been past the fourth round of any domestic cup competition? How far back in Newcastle's history do you have to go to find that many consecutive seasons of not getting past that stage in those competitions? How many FA Cup games has Alan Pardew, the second longest serving Premier League manager, won with Newcastle United? Which would be encouraging for the future and imply that would be a good competition for us to try and excel in, if we hadn't since decided we don't want to compete in it. I'd say we only got one round further in the Europa than you might've expected as well. Played some absolute dross before Anzhi.

He doesn't even seem to realise what an easy ride he's been given as manager, by media and fans. That's what tends to irk me more than anything but the comments where he's playing down the size/potential of the club, but I suppose both sets of comments go hand in hand.

They're basically just printing letters, that's what a fanzine is. People just aren't used to it being online.

Patting himself on the back again I see.

Hunch hunch hunchy hunch hunch, hunch hunch. Hunch. Prediction: Hunch-Hunch.

They must still be haemorrhaging money like.

How do you know the squad aren't holding Pardew back?

Not even remotely good value.

Marveaux, Ben Arfa (as things stand), could argue Mbiwa, certainly Bigirimana. Not many though, just the 6 I can think of off the top of my head.

GW26: Cardiff 2 v 1 Aston Villa Hull 2 v 2 Southampton West Ham 0 v 0 Norwich West Brom 0 v 3 Chelsea Arsenal 3 v 1 Man Utd Everton 1 v 0 Crystal Palace Man City 4 v 1 Sunderland Newcastle 1 v 2 Tottenham Stoke 0 v 1 Swansea Fulham 1 v 3 Liverpool

Didn't realise Ince got a goal and an assist. FFS man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shit out of a can. Fucking heavy.

Tbf 3 of those games were against the top 3 but that's obviously not the worrying thing - 0 goals against West Brom, Norwich and sunderland is a concern. Thank fuck we beat West Ham.