Interpolic

Younger than me So's Benjamin Netanyahu.

I beg to differ. They have a habit of stuttering at the start of the season, can't believe I included them on my accy. 2nd half of last season they had title-winning form, didn't they?

Both Norwich and Everton playing some really nice stuff. So happy we binned Hughton for Pardew and neglected to sack Pardew to get someone like Martinez in this summer.

Everton starting to dominate against Norwich.

Bewwwwwwwwwww.

My pick this year is me. Nah only joking, is Barnes playing again? He's an absolute beast.

I'd be very surprised personally.

I'm dying to see more examples of hobshobs' amazing command of the English language. Howay then wordsmith, tell me why "daft cunt" isn't a perfectly spot-on way to describe a daft cunt.

http://i.imgur.com/29dQPRq.gif You make your point eloquently once again Jack. Even by holding your tongue, that gif is so educational and constructive. Thanks. Jack's one of the (relatively) few people on the forum that knows the craic in terms of the daft shite that's happening in every single thread every single day. So yeah, he offers more to the forum than most.

LOL. Worra div.

No.

'Scottish Mags'.

Fucking daft cunts. Honestly, not a brain cell.

http://i.imgur.com/29dQPRq.gif Just can't believe what I'm reading, from him and others responding. This forum is fucking stupid.

Man, this thread. Struggling so much to hold my tongue. Fucking massive WUM. Goodbye.

Ronaldo is so spot-on with what he's saying about our transfers at the minute. People celebrating like daft cunts that we'll more than likely have a much weaker team/squad next season than we could have done is difficult to read and accept. We're a knock/suspension away from Shola starting games but Bent's not good enough, Jonas is already our first choice wide forward but Downing's not good enough. Let's celebrate that we didn't sign these better players, because we've got a proven track record of doing all that it takes to sign even better players when we need them and not leave ourselves short or anything. It's beyond comprehension that an NUFC fan would celebrate news like this, there really are some pure mongs knocking about.

This TV deal. £11m paid off Ashley's loan last time around made me really happy, happier than 5-0 Man Utd and 3-2 Feyenoord, so if we manage to pay £12m or more off the loan this year or next then I have to say it'll be my favourite moment as a Newcastle fan. Winning leagues and cups can fuck off, this is what it's all about.

Fair enough. I wasn't getting dead excited about the thought of having Downing in the side but I thought he'd give us more than Jonas, who I suspect will be in the side a lot until January once his arse gets better. It's what being an NUFC fan is about these days, feeding off scraps.

In other words I would rather we signed Sinclair too but suspect we'll sign nobody, and if I cared enough I'd be fuming.

Please read what I posted mate, the frustration is that we probably won't plug the gaps. Again.

I think I can fill the gap of understanding here. We leave ourselves short in key positions transfer window after transfer window. People get relatively enthusiastic when they hear we might plug those gaps with better players, even if they're not world beaters. Most people aren't enthused with waiting around for yet another window playing the same substandard players for another 5 months. When those linked players inevitably move to another club that will pay the going rate, people get a bit peeved that we're going to persevere with poor players because there was nowt left in the bargain bin. But yeah, let's keep hanging around playing shite players, waiting for the perfect signing at the perfect price.

I've become as predictable as my smiley usage. You're a really good poster, I can't remember the smiley thing now but it rings a bell. Much appreciated IP! He doesn't mean it. I do mean it, he's good. Mannnnnnnnn, it's ages since I was nice to anyone on here. Current situation at NUFC's turned me into a fucking radgie.