Interpolic

Jobsworth cunt, you can tell you're not the realist.

I knew you were going to say "Oh dear" there, Sifu. You're right though, this is a right fucking "Oh dear" if there ever was one.

Fucking hell.

Fuck Bent and Downing. Too English and overrated for their goals and assists to be of any use to us. We don't need them Ronaldo, move on with your life. Millions and millions getting paid off Ashley's loan this year, wank yourself silly.

Yay, Shola and Jonas will be on the pitch a lot again. Sod it all.

I wonder what Liverpool would have done if the Enrique deal had slowed down and didn't look like coming off, the mad cunts would have probably done something mental like go after another left back. They signed him on 11th August btw.

Not yet, We're putting 2 and 2 together to make 5 though. Let us know what's happening, oh wise one. Neebody's got a fucking clue cos we're being run by an unpredictable fucking pleb. Pardew seems to think there's a decent chance though by the sounds of it.

Fucking hell, his freekick was quality.

US Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Fucking Breaking Bad's on on the Sunday n'all, they better not stay up and stream it. Watch it on Netflix during the week lads.

Gimp's always going on about the Gareth Mouthhate.

For fuck's sake, they'll be absolutely fucking wrecked.

Absolutely merked Cahill there like.

LOL again.

Did you type them all out separately?

I'd go with my country winning the World Cup. It's never, ever going to happen, while Newcastle could be bought out by a Man City style maniac owner. Soz Decky but the forum would be in meltdown if Mike said this.

My lass asked me "Who do you even want to win this?!" and I said "England I suppose, but it would be funny as fuck if they got beat". Turns out I was spot-on about my "emotions" towards the fixture, laughed my fucking tits off there.

LOLLLLLLLLL

How many Scots are there tonight?

UAT sign-off from Oakie.

Could we see this in football coverage one day? Pretty cool. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/video/2013/aug/13/freed-matrix-3d-replay-technology-video

Been clear favourite for ages, which makes sense given the Kinnear stuff and not much carry-on at other clubs at the minute. As usual with the bookies it doesn't necessarily mean a great deal, mind.

God knows why he does it, it might be that he's been told to do it to drum up interest and bring some cash in or soften the blow of no further signings if Cabaye stays. I'm not sure, but he does it almost every single window just when it's gone quiet on the buying front and it's beyond annoying.