Interpolic

Any manager ever been sacked mid-game before? Pards. Hauled off! Sure I heard an interview with a manager who checked his phone at half time and he had a text saying he'd been sacked Anyone got the kunts number? It's 0800-CHANCER

Happens a few times every game. Papiss and Moussa, they're both black, they give commentators a heart attack, it's tricky! TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY TRICKY!

Exactly, it doesn't fucking work man.

Aye, another smashing weekend to thank him for by the looks of it.

He sets up for a 0-0 and we go behind within 3 minutes what does he do now? We might be waiting until 70 minutes in to start trying again.

1-0 down to this lot after 3 minutes man FFS! The incompetence (manager, staff and players) is fucking astounding. Hopefully this wakes some of the more dopey cunts in the ground up, Jesus Christ.

Oh fucking hell. What the fuck can you say, man? So depressed.

Been lush so far, this.

Who gives a flying fuck man FFS.

This, howay the lads.

A win A what? Imagine a convincing win! Just imagine it!

It really has. There have been like seven good teams this season and then everyone else just shit. Same as every season.

Actually, this "9 wins at home" thing... Does he not fucking realise that casual observers will be like "Ooh that's nice, why are they 5th bottom then? Oh, they've won 1 away game all season". What an absolute fucking plank he is.

Oh hello Alan. Still pushing this "9 wins at home" thing. Such a greasy, horrible politician.

Well it works 5% of the time EVERY TIME, so why change a winning habit? My only hope here is related to Liverpool being bang-average, nowt about us inspires confidence.

Cisse.

Yep, he's like a fly who'll keep on smashing head first into a window hoping that eventually he'll get through. I think I might be suggesting that Alan Pardew has been merged with a fly. Thanks for keeping us fully up to date with your batshit mental stream of consciousness. Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Howay the lads but fucking hell.

You're getting the hang of this place with cynicism like that. God, I hope I randomly fall asleep in the next half an hour. I've just woke up, poli! Thought it was a 3pmer. :lol: Unlucky mate.

You're getting the hang of this place with cynicism like that. God, I hope I randomly fall asleep in the next half an hour.

I'm sick of how much I want him gone, just at the point when most people in the office/I go to the match with are starting to agree with me. Same with me and my mates. I'm so far down the fucking line with this it's feeling like an eternity.

I'm so far past having had enough of him now I can't remember what it was like to only slightly dislike him. Keegan gave me a team and an ethos that made me proud of the club and so did Robson, if I was in any way influenced by the words and actions of this useless gobshite I'd be almost embarrassed our tiny football club was such an inconvenience to the league. I just can't get my head around how someone can't show an ounce of bravery with their behaviour.

Fucking hell man, this guy.

Tbh I don't like the position I'm in with Pardew at all, I was obviously much happier when I was beginning to believe he had it in him. It's shite and there's only one likely outcome but the next few months will probably be about gritting your teeth and waiting for the inevitable. Although I am holding the (probably misguided) hope that he might get binned in the summer.

I don't believe you.

I wouldn't give him a rollie now, and I generally give rollies to any fucker who asks.