Interpolic

We should give the long diagonal ball a go one time. Good God, all game long we did the same thing. In other news, thanks to Alan Pardew for giving my NUFC-supporting life some meaning over the next few weeks, absolutely giddy at getting to the next round.

Taking pictures of men in bars are you? It's taken a sinister turn I'll repeat: one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

I've taken a photo of this Ian bloke, if he's merked me I'll merk him back. Shitting myself with this match like, couldn't be more delicately poised.

Ref is Nick Cotton.

Different Ian. "What's Newcastle Online?" One of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Made me show him the forum on Tapatalk and everything FFS. All the clues were there, I'd heard someone call him Ian, he said earlier he drinks slowly and this guy was taking forever with his pint, he was talking about digital marketing. If that actually was Ian W he's a fucking dick.

Yep. I blame Simpson and Williamson. They're not even playing man you noob. Thats what he means, man Ana man, just felt mint calling Dave a noob.

Thanks for looking after our seats.

Yep. I blame Simpson and Williamson. They're not even playing man you noob.

Was class, that.

Shit, he's on his phone!

I've got me gegs on and changed my hairstyle drastically just 2 days ago, I'm the master of disguise.

Is he on his phone? Not at the moment. Just start badmouthing Pardew and see if he very gently interrupts you. Just been chanting "Pardew is a twat, Pardew Pardew is a twat". Got nothing.

Is he on his phone? Not at the moment.

I think I'm sat at the same table as Ian W but he doesn't have a clue.

Is there any player in Europe you don't have a strong opinion on? Do i come across like that? not really but i really don't rate him and tonight they looked a lot more solid without him. Pretty much. Not that Vermaelen's from an obscure league but in general I don't know how you find the time.

Is there any player in Europe you don't have a strong opinion on?

If his season's this disjointed due to injury next time around then I think you've got to consider moving him on.

Im out of it., off me fucking rocker.

Gimpin' ain't easy.

Gimpception.

Cracking goal that. First home game of the season wasn't it? Yep. SBR was sacked few weeks later. Um Bobby wasn't sacked after that Spurs game. I know..... it was FEW WEEKS LATER. You got the wrong season.

Gimp man FFS.

prove me fucking wrong then, show me the details.

4th April 1994, Newcastle were causing a stir as the "Entertainers" of the Premier League. Finished 0-0, nothing happened.

He's chosen his targets well these last couple of weeks. Justice Beaver, Kevin McCallister and a Sun Journo?