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More journalists should do it tbh.

Same as Ranger 5 years, Pardew 5 years originally, Carr 10 years or whatever. The people who run the club are really peculiar.

Here we go again. Yawn. After all the stuff he said about giving Pardew a break in future as well.

Not read the thread or anything like that but does anyone else think this is totally fucking stupid and pointless? Why are we the only club handing out insane contracts?

You're easily one of the funniest people on here.

There's no comparison to be made with Jonas at all. Jonas has consistently shown football nous that is way beyond anything Obertan is capable of for starters. Compare Obertan with Solano. It might not sound a fair comparison but what I mean is that they are polar opposites in terms of football intelligence, technique, natural athleticism, end product, etc. One was a proper footballer, the other one isn't. You can't turn a player like that around imo. A degree of football intelligence should be a given, a foundation on which to build everything else. We need to let him go, I don't like saying that because he's been no hassle off the pitch and is probably a canny lad but any time he spends on the pitch is time wasted.

Oh aye, cosmic.

He can't even get in Portsmouth's team FFS.

Mannn. Bit pissed off like, could quite easily have won this (with a better side out).

Love "ments", keep forgetting to add it to my vocabulary.

Fuck, thought that was a goal.

Someone said Cisse on 82 mins as well, didn't they? Like 2 minutes ago.

Cisse is such a fucking spectacular player.

FUCK.

Fucking corner ball, man.

I do.

He's got a long way to go to be my favourite Gosling. Good effort there though.

Obertan playing against kids. Obertan looking terrified throughout the match.

Have no problem with either of those subs. Have a big problem with the timing of the subs. Haha see! It was obvious he needed to be on, we had no cutting edge.

If Pardew gave a flying fuck about this competition then Ben Arfa would be on the bench. He doesn't, so he isn't. Oh look at that, another goal. Fuck's sake man, why wasn't Cisse on while we were having a spell? That's happened exactly as I called it 10 minutes ago.

He is left back... left back in the changing rooms... HUR HUR!

Big chance.

We look a bit toothless, despite being on top the last few minutes. Cisse time please, while we're in the midst of a spell. i.e. Before it's too late.

Fiver on NUFC to qualify, returns £47.50.

Didn't hear Beresford's comments but I really like him, he clearly cares about NUFC. Was a good player for us too.