Interpolic

Cronky will love it though.

It'll be throwing good money after bad. No shock that Ashley again thinks he knows better than everything that's ever happened in the history of football. Just sack the manager because he's completely useless ffs.

Failing to score against us will do that to a side.

For anyone with a shred of integrity it would be humiliating that the only reason your boss keeps you on is that you never kick a fuss up about anything. And still the likes of Shearer won't criticise him.

The goalgasm never gets old. One of the finest moments of broadcasting, in any field, ever.

Have taken too many point hits lately but considering a minus 4 next week to swap Kane in for Vardy and Maddison in for Son. Feels like I have the wrong Spurs/Leicester attackers atm.

7 figures, oh no however will we manage to account for that drop in the ocean?

"Well ah kner what's coming ma way now, that's for sure"

Not basic enough.

Bruce will be desperate to keep the score down.

and a 2nd goes in

He can spin this into a moral victory if we lose by less than 3. It's not even a hand grenade the players have thrown that he can't explain this time.

Well this is definitely basic.

How's the pride, passing and participating going so far?

Just started watching and see we've turned up for the game. Tick.

I was gonna sack this game off like I have the last few but the more I read in the buildup the more I think it might be quite a funny watch tbh.

As long as the players take pride in their aimless performance and give off the impression they're taking part in a football match then that's the full set of basics covered and you can't ask much else tbh.

The new guy seems alright tbh.

We've turned up for every game this season so we're killing that basic tbh.

If we turn up that's 1 out of 4 basics down yeah, what's your problem?

If we lose by 2 goals or less he'll carry on like we were facing Wenger's Invincibles and call it a moral victory anyway, so...

Basics: 1. Attend the game 2. Pride 3. Passing 4. Participate Got it.

Cancelo benched as well. Bald hipster prick.

His brain's a worse state than his da's face.