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Cattuso?

Encouraging quotes from Pardew, that's what you want to hear. Think HBA's confined to the naughty step for a few games yet mind.

Dalglish thinks Suarez is FIT.

Thought crossed my mind too, dunno why, casual racism probably. I don't think they're that comparable as one is placed, one is all about power. If I had to choose though I'd go for Martins' as it was just ridiculous.

Off me brother's Facebook: http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/418995_10150581395557290_504872289_8930608_541594096_n.jpg

FFS.

OK, apparently it's not Harry Potter. It's worth watching just because I hadn't realised how posh he is.

Ever wanted to hear Mike Williamson read Harry Potter? Yes? Skip to 3:30. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4087148/English-Premier-League-footballers-pick-their-fave-books.html

Young Ian Botham.

It's called having a squad though isn't it mate, it's daft how much people on here panic when we've got more than one decent player for each position. Indeed, it is great for squad depth that we have a player who is more than capable of doing a job when the first choice player is out. However, will Guthrie be happy being second fiddle to Tiote and Cabaye? He might want more regular football elsewhere (which is understandable) so like I've said, hope he signs a new contract. We've seen already that Tiote and Cabaye aren't going to be fit / not suspended at the same time for much of the time, and that's just accounting for when we play 4-4-2 tbh. Guthrie will get in the side when he's playing this sort of football most of the time and Pardew will tell him so if he's not daft.

It's called having a squad though isn't it mate, it's daft how much people on here panic when we've got more than one decent player for each position.

Talented?

Pah! Goals and assists! You've a lot to learn Mick, even at your age.

Sex.

That doesn't work and we've seen it before. He did alright on the right in the Championship. It's not out of the question imo, especially now he's matured a bit. We just wouldn't have an orthodox right winger.

I'd be surprised if we didn't see Pardew try Guthrie on the right when everyone's back, he'll want to fit him in somehow.

FFS. He was at Liverpool before us and had a couple of loans. I'm really glad he's playing as he is. I did find it quite strange how last season was such a non-event for him, he'd been such a pivotal player in the promotion season and I wasn't with these people who said he wasn't a Premier League player.

England squad if he carries on as is?

Tbh there's nobody, most of them have went on to win the Champions League and World Cup shortly afterwards.

Won for once! Put £3 on Man Utd -2 @ 13/1, £1 on Man Utd 3-2 @ 25/1 and £1 on 3-3 draw @ £45/1. Like Neville's saying there are a lot of goals in these type of games atm, I usually bet like a moron so that's my first half-decent win in ages.

I'm going to this so apologise in advance for the convincing loss. I'm a proper selfish prick and will try to stop going to any games whatsoever. 1-3 is my prediction.

Heart attacks are painful.

Shut up, please shut up. I never win bets you sick fuck.

Get in, stay like this PLEASE!