Interpolic

Pah! Goals and assists! You've a lot to learn Mick, even at your age.

Sex.

That doesn't work and we've seen it before. He did alright on the right in the Championship. It's not out of the question imo, especially now he's matured a bit. We just wouldn't have an orthodox right winger.

I'd be surprised if we didn't see Pardew try Guthrie on the right when everyone's back, he'll want to fit him in somehow.

FFS. He was at Liverpool before us and had a couple of loans. I'm really glad he's playing as he is. I did find it quite strange how last season was such a non-event for him, he'd been such a pivotal player in the promotion season and I wasn't with these people who said he wasn't a Premier League player.

England squad if he carries on as is?

Tbh there's nobody, most of them have went on to win the Champions League and World Cup shortly afterwards.

Won for once! Put £3 on Man Utd -2 @ 13/1, £1 on Man Utd 3-2 @ 25/1 and £1 on 3-3 draw @ £45/1. Like Neville's saying there are a lot of goals in these type of games atm, I usually bet like a moron so that's my first half-decent win in ages.

I'm going to this so apologise in advance for the convincing loss. I'm a proper selfish prick and will try to stop going to any games whatsoever. 1-3 is my prediction.

Heart attacks are painful.

Shut up, please shut up. I never win bets you sick fuck.

Get in, stay like this PLEASE!

Torres must be in the midst of the longest crisis of confidence of all time. Can't see him ever looking a real player again.

Howay Man Utd, except don't win the match FFS.

bet/odds? 45/1, hoyed a quid on. Also put money on 3-2 Man Utd and Man Utd -2 which are obviously out of the question now. Was gambling on a goal fest.

I put money on 3-3 before the game, howay.

Aye.

Brilliant post.

These guys are lightning, can really see them terrorising defences before the season's out.

what is this i dont even Get in.

That's 2 wins in a few days without Cabaye in the side btw. Do think we'll miss him vs Spurs mind. And we'll definitely lose because I'm going.

Love him already, I'm such a desperate slut.

I honestly give us an outside chance now if absolutely everything goes our way, i.e. key players stay fit, other sides keep faltering, Cheick comes home soon.

We cloned Demba Ba, tra-la-la-la-la!

Dembii definitely looking quite tasty imo, very encouraging.