Interpolic

They're trying to pretend they're not there, bit like a rape victim would.

mackems will be fuming.

"Alan Pardew".

That's who Richard Keys wants, just in case you're bothered about what Richard Keys wants, other than all lasses to walk around in their kegs.

Brilliant goal. MW.

:lol: This is starting to get really funny now.

If they win 2 cups people won't be saying it's been a disaster like.

It's that exact scenario that we're all acutely aware of.

Crazy how few minutes Berbatov's getting - that's the equivalent of around 5 and a half games over the course of the whole seaon. Must surely be off this summer.

Probably Dalglish. McCarthy has a sense of humour to go with his short and blunt comments. McCarthy is funny, his best comment came when he was manager of Millwall, the ref had been terrible so Mick came out with this cracker. "Not going to slag the ref off but next time he goes to the toilet i hope he shits a hedgehog" :lol:

McCarthy's a bit more pleasant with it, still a contrary sod though.

Bound to struggle to nod off tonight with those kind of mental thoughts buzzing around his head.

Carr

Can i stroke her pussy ? Erm. Keep your paws off you freak.

My lass has just got in and made better jokes than any of you when I told her about the cat, i.e. "who did he support? Mewcastle? Or Tottenham Hotfur?".

"The biggest game of the lot".

Carroll's definitely starting to play better for them like.

Oh, I genuinely just thought you were saying it because he has a beard.

Cattuso?

Encouraging quotes from Pardew, that's what you want to hear. Think HBA's confined to the naughty step for a few games yet mind.

Dalglish thinks Suarez is FIT.

Thought crossed my mind too, dunno why, casual racism probably. I don't think they're that comparable as one is placed, one is all about power. If I had to choose though I'd go for Martins' as it was just ridiculous.

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