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McCarthy's a bit more pleasant with it, still a contrary sod though.

Bound to struggle to nod off tonight with those kind of mental thoughts buzzing around his head.

Carr

Can i stroke her pussy ? Erm. Keep your paws off you freak.

My lass has just got in and made better jokes than any of you when I told her about the cat, i.e. "who did he support? Mewcastle? Or Tottenham Hotfur?".

"The biggest game of the lot".

Carroll's definitely starting to play better for them like.

Oh, I genuinely just thought you were saying it because he has a beard.

Cattuso?

Encouraging quotes from Pardew, that's what you want to hear. Think HBA's confined to the naughty step for a few games yet mind.

Dalglish thinks Suarez is FIT.

Thought crossed my mind too, dunno why, casual racism probably. I don't think they're that comparable as one is placed, one is all about power. If I had to choose though I'd go for Martins' as it was just ridiculous.

Off me brother's Facebook: http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/418995_10150581395557290_504872289_8930608_541594096_n.jpg

FFS.

OK, apparently it's not Harry Potter. It's worth watching just because I hadn't realised how posh he is.

Ever wanted to hear Mike Williamson read Harry Potter? Yes? Skip to 3:30. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4087148/English-Premier-League-footballers-pick-their-fave-books.html

Young Ian Botham.

It's called having a squad though isn't it mate, it's daft how much people on here panic when we've got more than one decent player for each position. Indeed, it is great for squad depth that we have a player who is more than capable of doing a job when the first choice player is out. However, will Guthrie be happy being second fiddle to Tiote and Cabaye? He might want more regular football elsewhere (which is understandable) so like I've said, hope he signs a new contract. We've seen already that Tiote and Cabaye aren't going to be fit / not suspended at the same time for much of the time, and that's just accounting for when we play 4-4-2 tbh. Guthrie will get in the side when he's playing this sort of football most of the time and Pardew will tell him so if he's not daft.

It's called having a squad though isn't it mate, it's daft how much people on here panic when we've got more than one decent player for each position.

Talented?

Pah! Goals and assists! You've a lot to learn Mick, even at your age.

Sex.

That doesn't work and we've seen it before. He did alright on the right in the Championship. It's not out of the question imo, especially now he's matured a bit. We just wouldn't have an orthodox right winger.

I'd be surprised if we didn't see Pardew try Guthrie on the right when everyone's back, he'll want to fit him in somehow.