Interpolic

In my hungover state this is by far the most interesting thing I've heard all day. Please keep me informed. Perhaps they want you to play centre half?

The fact that some of them aren't totally humiliated by this advert and instead are APPLAUDING IT. Fuck me.

The mackems will only need them for the first half an hour or so though.

:lol:

Na, that one's been took down Said something about the 'excitement and passion of the SoL' 'only a 30 minute drive from the airport'. Aye, the one in the SoL telling people it was only 30 minute drive to the airport had detrimental effects.

So embarrassing that, wow.

Could do worse than Tevez.

Hate Chelsea.

Hmmm, not sure if that's a pen or not.

He'd surely rather play on the wing than sit on the bench though?

I see, aye.

Why not? Seems like the curfew applies whether they're out on the drink or not. I just liked the bit about the rolling pins.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/995689/mario-balotelli-facing-fine-for-breaking-man-city-curfew-?campaign=rss&source=soccernet&cc=5739

Throw far, sweet Rory D?

Lush team, Stoke like.

This. Have HBA on the pitch ffs, infuriating that he didn't get the chance to test more limited opposition today. Just perplexed that he got no minutes today.

Was so fucking poor from Pardew today, big concern when we're in a bad spot and he's hindering us with mental decisions all over the shop. Was at the match and was fuming with him, why Ben Arfa didn't get on the pitch today I'll never know.

That was fucking shit. Defending for their goals was obviously awful but I'm pissed off with Pardew tonight - why the fuck did Ben Arfa not get on the pitch today? His subs were absolutely pathetic. We get someone sent off after 60 minutes and he brings his subs on after 80 mins like we're trying to close the game out, he's doing a good impression of a manager who hasn't got a fucking clue what he's doing.

Keep on getting an annoying feeling he'll start Lovenkrands again for some reason.

Love owt like this me. Reminiscent of Rafa's meltdown.

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.

Please ignore him this time.

Definitely. What did he say this time? Forgot actually, something pro-Man U. Tyldesley is clearly devastated that Man U are out. He said a Hail Mary as United lined up a set-piece. Seriously? What does he have to do before they kick him off television?

I feel this argument's progressed a great deal and we're just moments away from a conclusion.