Interpolic

Bruce is the luckiest cunt going.

We've looked really exciting again here.

Ah man, Bruce's masterplan has been foiled.

ffs Not sure they should have still been playing, Brighton scored about 4.5 mins into 5 mins injury time.

Get in travesty Brighton haven't won this tbh.

Studying's for swots tbf, much easier to just say "more of the same, lads".

Yeah, "tactics" means "park the bus". After Spurs we'll revert back to our scintillating front foot total football again, i.e. "no tactics" or "let's play".

Got such a chip on his shoulder, this cunt.

So we made £40m profit in the season Rafa was finally pushed to the edge due to lack of spending and control over that spending. What a wanker Ashley is.

He's like Allardyce, without the brain cell.

Interpolic[/member] Disappointed WNC didn't do this first. Soz

I thought this bit was the funniest tbh: FFS Charnley

It's like we're doing a tour of clubs it would make more sense for Steve Bruce to manage.

Clubs can't afford it. So we should pay for it? Theoretically...if we'd drawn Sunderland would anyone be up in arms if they asked us to.pay for their testing? I suspect there would.be a massive almost universal pisstake...and not a single voice saying we should Other PL clubs are paying for the tests as they can afford to and it avoids the possibility of the virus spreading through their own squads. We have characteristically gone for the cheapest and least charitable option, despite the tiny cost implications for a business such as us that turns over £100m+ a year. Almost 100% of lower league clubs income is from gate revenue whereas that's probably more like a quarter for clubs such as ourselves. It shouldn't need explaining that this is the usual scummy move from the club. Hope it comes back to bite them on the arse.

Fuck the poor, we're alright and that's all that matters.

The crowd reaction would have completely fucking demoralised the players on Sunday.

This is another reason he's a massive wanker. Plays on the myth that Newcastle fans and press are too demanding when all expectations in fact died many years ago. He's one of us, living his dream, until he can cynically point the finger at us to make himself look better.

Goes without saying that this is completely untrue like. About a handful of games he's managed us have been bearable to watch, yet there's almost zero scrutiny/criticism. What a massive snowflake.

I was just guessing he'd say that.

It's technically 2.5 goals a game if you include the opposition's. Definitely like the 90s all over again.

Proudly pig ignorant of other cultures. Another tick on the PFM checklist.

There's a shock.

Just shows how hilariously low expectations were with Bruce that that's his record and the overwhelming narrative is he's doing a great job. With way more money spent than usual as well. Well that and it proves that pundits and other fans don't watch our games every week and think a glance at the table qualifies them to judge the situation.

He'll doubtless have us going back to basics for about the 15th time since he arrived. As if it ever gets remotely complex.