Interpolic

Fucking hell.

Howay.

Barton, J. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd 14/1 £1.00 £15.00 O/12961968/0000126 Coloccini, F. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd 33/1 £1.00 £34.00 O/12961968/0000127 Goalcast Lovenkrands, P. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd Draw 2-2 - Correct Score - Newcastle v Man. Utd 145/1 £1.00 £146.00 O/12961968/0000128 Goalcast Rooney, W. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd Draw 1-1 - Correct Score - Newcastle v Man. Utd 25/1 £1.00 £26.00 O/12961968/0000129 Goalcast Ameobi, S. - 1st Goalscorer - Newcastle v Man. Utd Newcastle 2-1 - Correct Score - Newcastle v Man. Utd 100/1 £1.00 £101.00 O/12961968/0000 Not a hope in hell with any of them, just did it for the sake of it.

Fucking Allardyce man, piss off.

At least he isn't getting paid for that expert opinion... Yeah, at least there's that. In other news we're giving Jonas a go on the left despite the fact he's right-footed.

Alan Mullery or whoever on SSN: "Joey Barton on the right, not too keen on that. Would much rather see him alongside Tiote as he's far more effective in there". Watched plenty of us this year then.

Harper? Wo there, never spotted that. Never even knew he was out, where have I been?

That's basically our first choice eleven apart from no Nolan (and Best?) Obviously ignoring the likes of Ben Arfa, Ireland and Gosling for the time being... since I'm not convinced that they're not just holograms.

This.

Good side, decent bench compared to last time.

Aye, I saw that when I had a look before. Spoilt twats They're always, always saying that - manager, players and fans. It's like a club motto.

Wenger moaning about penalty as Dalglish celebrates it going in and full time whistle has blown. Dalglish goes "What? It's a penalty". Wenger keeps moaning, Dalglish goes "Ah, piss off".

Dalglish, that was brilliant.

Digit shrinkage! Fucking hell, it's a pen!

What happens to the Sky clock at 100 minutes? Doesn't look like there's room!

Tyler: Arsenal honing in on their 3rd consecutive 0-0 draw at home this season. Wilkins: If you'd have said that was going to happen at the start of the season you'd have been very, very wrong. Actually turns out he was right. Or something.

Suarez just did a couple of nice little flicks, he's good again imo.

Fuck it, Suarez is shite.

Suarez is an intelligent player like, really like the look of him.

That scoreline is absolutely crackers.

Looks like Carragher's been knocked out.

Looked like a total pirate there.

Must be a right hassle pissing in a jar like.

Should send Van Persie off for that.