Interpolic

When was our last Premier League game where we scored 5+ goals? Seems ages. We never hammered anyone for ages in the Premier League. Are we not going back to Blackburn 5-1 in 2003 or whenever? Just checked. The Blackburn home game in 2003, aye. 5-1. Oh, I was canny right there then, nice one. Congratulations, Interpolic, COME ON DOWN! You win today's star prize for 'Guess the Game...' (disclaimer: Prizes may be fictitious and disappear in the post). Hadn't realised it had been so long, but thinking about it, it somehow does feel that long. You just blank the last few years out really. It definitely feels that long like.

OK, nobody's arsed. Anyway, they changed their shirts at half time and apparently it's a new kit and it retains too much sweat. So they're running around with heavy, sweaty, pure divvy clothes on for half the match. Crazy man, you'd think they would test this stuff.

When was our last Premier League game where we scored 5+ goals? Seems ages. We never hammered anyone for ages in the Premier League. Are we not going back to Blackburn 5-1 in 2003 or whenever? Just checked. The Blackburn home game in 2003, aye. 5-1. Oh, I was canny right there then, nice one.

Not one fucker thinks we'll finish top 6 man.

When was our last Premier League game where we scored 5+ goals? Seems ages. We never hammered anyone for ages in the Premier League. Are we not going back to Blackburn 5-1 in 2003 or whenever?

Hahaha fucking hell, did you hear Geoff Shreeves patter about the Fulham shirts just then?

No. Ah right. Harsh times, man.

Anyway, do you reckon that caretaker manager will get the Villa job then?

Messi is six goals away from drinking piss. Is he? Oh, he is aye. He's also 38 goals away from eating shit. I missed the 38 goals thing. What's the story on that? What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. Righteo then. Oh, now I have a sig. It's too big I think - I wanted to use all of it as well.

Messi is six goals away from drinking piss. Is he? Oh, he is aye. He's also 38 goals away from eating shit. I missed the 38 goals thing. What's the story on that? What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. Righteo then.

Gutted man. It was brilliant as well, just fell asleep with the little man to some Disney crap. Only meant to go for an hour, and now it's 3 hours later. Terrific result though, what the fuck? This is the new "quick Jill, eat something" surely. You have a responsibility to kip through games now.

Messi is six goals away from drinking piss. Is he? Oh, he is aye. He's also 38 goals away from eating shit.

Tbh it's only been since Christmas that he's really, really looked the part. Always clearly had something though.

Didn't happen. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67405.msg2180912.html#msg2180912 Alreet. Two tossers. Shearer must have had money on a Carroll hatrick, no?

Amazing to think that on a day when we beat Villa 6 fucking 0, there are people coming on here to wheel out their petty bullshit.

You said you were drinking a pint of piss if Nolan gets 8 goals, remember. Sorry if that puts a bit of a dampener on your day like.

Get in. What a day.

Carroll MOTM in the ground, rightfully so. He's came on a lot in the last 12 months man.

I heard Andy Carroll's name getting chanted to the 'Andy Cole' song earlier on. Is that a new one then, never heard it.

Not my thing mate.

I just saw Xisco's torso.

Jesus Christ, what's going on.