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He's made it more than clear that he doesn't want to play here. If you're contracted to work for shite employers in a country you no longer wish to be in, then you're going to be awful. He has been bad but we should have been proactive and sorted it out earlier.

Shows up the league for how poor it is that we can manage to be 9th with such an awful set up. What could be?

His posts are starting to make sense to me, like. Maybe we're getting dumber.

Just barricade the turnstiles man. That's the only way you'll keep people out.

Ian is harmless. Like a neutered dog. Drab and grey like an english winter. A shark without teeth, just waiting to die. As Ann on the nose as plains face. I'm sort of kidding. He's decent in general chat though

Knowing that we don't come back from a goal down, I'd take a nice 0-3. Make pards sweat.

He has in the games he played. Cba to look but I'd reckon their with/without record is a lot better with him in. http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hatem-Ben-Arfa-1.jpg Not a bad nickname for the lad. Sometimes. http://forums.wpcentral.com/attachments/nokia-lumia-icon/57427d1379642727t-lucille-bluth-eye-roll-arrested-development-gif.gif

I've started taking more of an interest in Sunderland games than ours. Can't wait for the match today

Joey barton's endorsement

It's like everyone is willing to try everything but the one thing it'll take to make a change.

I've never seen that before. Prophetic words from Stewart Robson (I hear he is a t*** though too) He nailed it, like.

Whats he going to do when it reaches 100, like?

Be proper embarrassed if we score first, like.

Southampton are lush as fuck.

4-3, the perfect score.

Is it normal that I think of Real as the evil guys and Barca as the good?

I generally only watch Newcastle games, so what an absolute treat I'm having watching this

True Geordie looks like a fucking scholar in comparison.

A few years ago, there used to be a website that kept a league table of which players in Europe lost possession the most. Top of the league, every year, was always Messi. We don't have Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro or Busquets to play alongside him tbf. Aye, if we had messi at Newcastle I'd drop him too.

Not really. Watching us is barely worth an hour and a half of my time. If he stayed in the EPL I would get to see him twice a year against us.

Do you not have Sky, BT Sports or the internet? I don't like football enough to watch other leagues.

He's probably the only good player we have that I hope moves to a team in the EPL so I can keep an eye on him.

He's looked quite motivated when given a run of games and you mentioned his fitness earlier, odd isn't it that a player who plays games can be fit and motivated but isn't when he doesn't play. I wonder what we should do about that? What's your point? Prove yourself in training and you have every right to be clammering for a starting place, p*ss about and lose condition then you deserve nothing. Seriously, give him a starting place just now and he'd be taken of before half time, he'd been on for 5 minutes today, chased back 15 yards into our half and couldn't make it past the halfway line when we broke forward. People need to forget what a great player he can be and see the reality. That's the kind of attitude that gets Shola game time.

Rooney needs to move to a top club before I can say whether he's one of the best in the world.

I wonder if the stream of the game he watches includes the commentary. The guy I was watching loved Ben Arfa like.