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Anita is tidy.

Just watched Local Hero - Alan Shearer documentary on Youtube. Proper disgusting how much I want to feel joy when we score. Like proper GET THE FUCK IN! yelling and jumping about. Desperate. I hope this game isn't utterly shit.

One of the few positives of Mike being tight.

Lush game.

If it paid more than I'm earning now, which it most definitely would, then aye. I'd be there like a shot.

If someone did that to your friend you'd be swinging fists though. I mean it's for the best that they didn't, but he deserved such a hiding like.

trollemache, what are you after exactly? Are you wanting us to be happy with our club?

Is Ian in fact Wendy Taylor?

Just seen that horror tackle thats been going around. How he didn't receive an absolute beating on the pitch I'll never know.

Steady on. I'm just saying what we're all thinking, Dave.

We're all smarter than the average match going fan on here.

League suggests a collection of competitors. I reckon the Premier has the best group of teams in any top tier league.

It would never happen. Imagine laudrup coming in for the last ten games and seeing the quality of football skyrocket. It would make Pardew look a right chump. I don't think he could come back from it.

f***, I screamed when I saw it.

Would you be OK with spending 30% less (I know, what is 30% of nothing?) and dropping a place or two?

Pardew's decision making is so predictable there's probably no need for communication during games.

Will they not make changes via phone?

I love yacht rock. The best web series I've seen.

No pre/post match interviews for the rest of the season! Small victories, lads. I'll tek it.

What Pardew did is far worse than diving though, Cajun?

It was done in an aggressive manner. You can't argue against that.

He's 52 years old, man. The same age as me dad. Pardew is a total clown, not to mention he'd get chinned all over by Meyler. Same goes for John Carver and that idiot goal keeping coach. They're all idiots.

Picked up an extra shift at work, so I'll not be seeing this