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This? How did he manage to get so close at such a leisurely pace?

He's got to be gone in the summer, if not before then. Really though.

We're not scoring 2 goals. So aye, I'm going back to bed.

I've always liked him more than Cabaye like. The real dreamboat.

Our season is over, so the crowd are free to kick up a fuss.

I'd sell it and retire. Fuck football.

I thought they wanted 10m?

Sammy is done

one of these must go in.

It's like watching a slideshow.

That'll be your heros fault. Not playing Hatem pushes that scenario closer. I think it's come across like they have a good working relationship. Ben Arfa hasn't shown any desire to leave and has always fought his way back in the team and i expect him to do it again. For a player who was meant to be trouble, he hasn't shown an ounce of bother here under Pardew. Obviously Pardew will get no credit for that though. Brett man!

There's literally nothing to regret though. We're not doing anything of any worth.

Hatem, surely. Providing he plays.

Pens and free kicks?

Will he start playing Ben Arfa now? Nah.

I actually think Debuchy has more about him. He'll be fine. The Debuchy/Cabaye thing is made for too much of tbh. Yes they might be mates but they aren't f***ing kids! I am sure they will live without each other for a few hours. Tell that to Ant & Dec.

Suppose it's karma after getting 35mil for Carroll.

Isn't that close to what we're expect to pay for cabella?

What exactly is he supposed to say? If he says no way he's going he's slaughtered for lying and being completely delusional. He knows the score as well as we do, if a big enough offer comes in for anyone they're off no sense hiding from that truth. 'If Cabaye goes, then so do I. I won't be undermined.' Softens the blow when we sell him.

No one is leaving this window!

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Not enough really. Should be getting at least twice the amount we're getting Cabella for.

I don't think any other supporter of Newcastle United would agree with us having the 5th best first 11. Our team is still drenched in problems. Some that could be fixed with a smarter manager, others with transfers.

It's like Matt said, the crayon eating factory has disgorged itself onto the forum. We should be winning the league and every game five or six nowt you know. Criticism is fine, if it's balanced, it's just pitchforks and torches all the time. "Pardew's a witch burn him". You know you dont help yourself by being so confrontational, you're being a bit of a tit with s*** like this tbh. But sadly it's true, it's like a thread full of zealots. We are making progress and that is good. Progress in what sense?

I like the guy but it seems as though every time he goes past a person its due to the ball bouncing off his shin, or basically messing up when trying to dribble - only for the ball to land fortuitously in front of him. If it works, it works. No qualms.