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Apart from the fact it contradicts everything he said at the end of last season...

We should all delete those torrented movies too, lads.

What I wouldn't give for Andy Carroll now

or kneel on the floor and put his face down, hiding the sponsor. bit daft but it might work well played haha. Could be more blatant about it, even when running away after scoring. Cover that shit up.

How much are we getting per season from Wonga, though? I'd rather have the 10 millions pound striker, personally. We're a football club.

He should adopt a new celebration where he hides the sponsor with his arms, or folds up the shirt from the bottom so it's not visible.

They should get rid of sponsors all together. Unless you're in the top 4 they're all 3rd rate loan and betting companies, and I'm not sure we even benefit from the small amount they give us.

You might be right about his time being up, but not even half of those play in his position.

I know he's injured all the time, but with all the people bringing up how well he does in preseason - isn't that just a result of him only ever getting to play in preseason? Even if he stayed fit for the next year, is he really going to get any games? Pardew doesn't pick his team on form.

he really needs to stop saying over the line.

Dummett sounds ace.

NO MORE GOALS!

2013 and no tv or radio coverage. Joke.

Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League?

Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup?

Not that i would do it, ot condone it but alot of the blame shoul lie with the management for all the abuse some of our players have gotten. For basically letting them get so long in the tooth. Look at nicky butt and the shit he got, move him on/stop playing him at the right time and you would avoid it.

I reckon he'll show about as much leadership as Owen.

Leadership?

how long is he away for?

Seems like the kind of player Pardew would have wanted to keep (I'm speculating). So the first positive of the new roles rears it's head; ruthlessness (I'm speculating).

Good for him, like. He managed to avoid a circus of a club.

It's probably because they're the best two CBs. Aye, it might not work in practice but that's the reason.

I really want this guy to do alright for himself. It must have been horrid being frozen out of the team/club, even if he wasn't good enough & was being handsomely paid for it. Wouldn't have been nice. Hope he has his confidence back and enjoys a decent career at whatever level.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7WHJYW47UB0/TfA7xM0dTVI/AAAAAAAABvQ/zPZvyrb6Vpw/s1600/beetlejuice.jpg

Pretty easy really.