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Y'all are forgetting Pancrate!

He could have rotated a few players - the ones from mid-week internationals, if they were that fucked.

I fucking hate when he fist pumps.

It would be hard to watch but I reckon I could be happy for him too (providing he went to a nice team). He's just too good of a guy to have any bad feelings for.

Krul is better, but I reckon had we chose Fraser he would have stayed with us for his entire career. Krul will go at some point. So in the long run? Who cares though. We all love Timmy.

I don't think Paul Ince will let his son come here, like.

”I am a positive guy.” - Alan Pardew.

Having a good relationship with players isn't that hard, I'd imagine. Just don't be a twat. There have been incidents in the past between pardew and his players that would suggest otherwise, though.

''So what do you think of the manager'' ''He's useless marra'' The comments are fine, they shouldn't be saying anything different but the fact you're all eating it up is weird.

Aye, only a few weeks ago he was spouting about our club being a lot stronger & more successful if we didn't have our supporters.

Players coming out the woodwork praising pardew after 2 decent wins. It always happens. It's the same as Pardew coming out praising Shola. It means nowt. Waffle.

There's always room for improvement.

Anah, and he wouldn't even have to kick it out.

every attack they seem to get a shot off. uuuuuugh

Lush goal. We just played a fucking through ball, guys.

Barely any of our players are consistent like. You're comparing him with Vern, who is the arguably the only player who is.

Howay, get a room you guuuuys.

Is that like a snickers? He's referencing the greatest adventure movie ever made.

Brett you've got it going on.

He changes the formation/philosophy/system week to week, game to game, even multiple times within games. He simply isn't going to settle on a system, ever and we will continue to lurch from game to game being wildly inconsistent hoping his ingenius gameday management can pay off. That's just the way its always going to be, we simply don't and won't ever have a set style of play like Swansea or Arsenal or Man Utd do as long as Pardew is in charge. He manages each game individually, look at all the work we put into preparing what the opposition have to offer and setting up to counter it. That happens every week, it's all about trying to get the result on the day rather than anything long term. The system on Saturday worked in keeping it tight with two banks of four and knicking the goal later in the game, but Gouffran and Sissoko wide in a 4-4-2 is an absolute nonsense long term and will be scrapped the moment we look like a mess. Probably at home to one of the weaker sides we have after Spurs. exactly. Benny is our only 1st team player capable of giving us any width. I don't know how he can assemble a squad or have an idea about what he wants that squad to be, when he requires them to play in every style possible. It's fucked.

Pardew needs to decide what his formation/philosophy is before entertaining the sale of Benny.

The best celebration story is not from a fan but obviously when Harper gave best the peoples elbow after tiotes 4-4 equaliser, doing in his hamstring. Still proper cringe every time I see it.

There's no chance Brett is from Newcastle. Who in the north east calls their kid Brett? Not a chance. I see you.

Without Remy we'd be fucked. Thankfully he's here, but what happens when he loses form? or goes back to QPR? We're doing OK.

I read that as if you had went to school with your stepson. Nice kid.