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The hype has died somewhat, which is probably for the best but he's still got 'it' like. Hughton's said him and Kadar are so close to first team & getting games that they'll not be going on loan.

Probs mine like. Got me back into football having not bothered with it for so long.

Ranger has been the biggest positive. Shame his booboo led to their goal.

I know, poor bugger. I'm sure a lot of us would struggle to feed our families on a measly 40k a week... To be fair he might be having Nolan over for tea.

Nice. Would have changed Shola for Xisco like, but appart from that.

Time for Krul tbh.

Could have dropped Nolan into midfield and given Vuckic a chance in behind. Or played Ameobi up front with Carroll.

Hughton is a boring fuck. Disclaimer: I reckon he's canny and that though.

Guthrie is better than both Smith and Nolan. It makes no sense. Also, Vuckic is better than Nolan behind the striker. It makes no sense. We're in for a long 90 minutes here, like.

Vuckic

I just got in....So he's not coming then?

Buy him, keep him for 1 season, sell him for double or more, then promote Vuckic to the starting 11. Easy.

My mate seen Hughton last night having drinks in a hotel bar in the toon, like.

My cousin (23), who plays 5-a-side, always used to tell me how his ginger mate brings his young cousin along to play and ends up wiping the floor with them. I found out today it's that red head from the Nike cup. Supposedly after his showing at the cup he has gotten himself an agent, who has promised to buy him a car etc that when he's old enough. Not bad. (My cousin said a house aswell, though that seems excessive to me?).

Should have bought Nicky Maynard.

We need to use it to blood the kids. It'll be a waste of time if hughton plays full strength.

Easy. Arsenal. Van Persie was class last season before his injury. If he can stay fit and repeat that form I reckon they could do it.

Skjelbred should be plan B. Especially for the fee thats been mentioned for going to schalke. Probs not as much flair/skill/goal threat as Ben Arfa mind. I think it's getting to the point where this isn't happening now, like. I hope we have our fingers in more pies.

http://www.thechels.info/wiki/Billy_Knott Niles got it going on.

If there were somehow no repercussions, I wouldn't mind seeing Carroll knock Rooney out.

Aye, been a shite window for us like. I was initially happy with our business but I now realise it was more a sense of relief that we had brought people in. Dust has settled & you could argue we've not strengthened at all. Shame. Onuoha would have been class for us.

With Smith being ex-man united, he'll have a point to prove against his old club. His determination and outstanding work ethic is just what we need for such a match.........Wahey!

Hughton would probably feel abit of a fool if he brought in another RB.

Krul Taylor Colo Sol Jose Routledge Barton Guthrie Jonas Arfa Carroll Easy blud, innit.

Or, in English, I want to vomit. I couldn't help but read that in Bill Murrays voice.