Jordan

Fucking shit yet again. Sick to death of him.

Didn't we play a preseason friendly in it before it was even announced?

Would love him here. One can dream. Do people honestly think this club has that much clout? I'll be dumbfounded if we even have serious negotiations with Benitez. Hence why I said dream. It would never happen.

Would love him here. One can dream.

Just bought 11/12 review. Going to stick my head firmly in the sand and pretend this season never happened.

"Hi Alan glad you showed up, why didn't you this season?"

Really hoping most of these quotes are jokes but just can't see it. The bloke's clueless.

Would rather have Perch in the side atm.

Will be furious if Tiote walks into the side again on saturday. Been beyond shit all season and has done nothing to warrant a place in the team.

Only player who was brilliant for us this season plays for Chelsea.

Sick to fucking death of seeing their shirts everywhere I go. Fucking hate how many of them have crawled out of the gutter.

3 game ban minimum for that. Great for us however, one less person to score against us.

Enjoyed the relegation season more than this one. Don't know why, just did.

Can't hit the ball long to Gouffran mate. pfft he's no Shola like. That's probably because he can play.

I'm so angry today. More so than last sunday and i was fuming then. Sick of not wanting to watch my club play because theres nothing positive about us atm. We have a set of great players playing under one of the most negative managers we've had in my time supporting the club and I include Souness and Allardyce in that. At least Allardyce had a plan ffs. Every game is a fast start that slowly sputters out and we defend for the rest of the game irregardless of the score, win lose or draw. Every set piece is a slow lofted ball to either the back post or the biggest person in the side. Losing: 60th minute Shola, still losing: 70th minute Ben Arfa. Every game is the same with each one seeing us slowly slipping closer to the relegation zone. I don't think he's as safe as people think, honestly feel the trigger will be pulled at the end of the season and I for one can't fucking wait. Last season it was the same except for 6 games. I recall being just as angry as I am lately at the shit football he spews up week in week out. Made even more frustrating that we sacked a better manager for this cunt. Would take anyone who plays attacking football at the moment. We have no game plan, no set piece plan and can't react if a manager makes a tactical change. I've watched sunday league sides with better game plans than us. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLUB

He's the better footballer and also does his job.

Anita imo.

Was thinking this. Was excellent when he first came and I really like him. Another case of a player being completely misused by the clueless fuckwit in charge.

Would advocate the PARDEW OUT banners at this time. I've had enough and want him gone asap. Can't even wait til the summer. He's a cancer on our club and his negativity could send us down.

Looking pissed off whenever he's subbed. Part of me hopes Pardew loses the dressing room, once that's gone it's curtains for him.

It's a joke. Subbed for having a go at the defence, ruins shape I suppose

7. It's sneaking up on us and if the other teams get their acts together we're fucked. We haven't got the fight for a relegation battle and have a League 1 manager who has no clue what he's doing.

We look good about twenty mins into a game and then half time comes and we're just horrendous afterwards.

Think he gets an easy ride because he's likeable, I do like him but some of the chances he's missed this season ( could be argued it's because he never fucking gets any) is unacceptable.