Premiership
Winners: Man City
Runners Up: Man Utd
3rd-6th: Arsenal Chelsea Spurs Us
Relegation: Stoke, Wigan and So'ton
Overachievers: Everton
Underperformers: Liverpool
Top Goal Scorer: Aguero
Break Out Year: Raheem Sterling
Season to Forget: Stoke
PFA Player of the Year: Yaya Toure
PFA Young Player of the Year: Ox (but won't deserve it and will just win it on media hype)
Manager of the Year: Mancini
First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': O'Neill
Newcastle United
Where will we finish?: 6th
Top Goalscorer?: Cisse
How will we do in the cup competitions?: Knockout stages in Europe, Quarters in League Cup and knocked out by some minnows in the fourth round of FA cup
Domestic
Championship Promotion: Bolton, Blackpool and Brighton
Championship Relegation: Huddersfield Millwall Charlton
League One Promotion: god knows
League One Relegation:god knows
League Two Promotion: god knows
League Two Relegation: god knows
FA Cup: Man U
League Cup: Spurs
Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Carlisle
Europe
La Liga winner: Madrid
Serie A winner: Juve
Bundesliga winner: Dortmund
Champions League winner: Madrid
Europa League winner: Inter
World Player of the Year: Messi
Other
Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yes assist
Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? No
How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 30
On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Never
Tiote or Cattermole? Catts for me, like
Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Don't know