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Get in Birmingham, now get the winner.

David Edgar gets sent off for Burnley.

All Birmingham now apparently.

Isn't it now legal for a player to buy out his contract if he's been with the club for atleast 2 years? To be fair though, I'm pretty sure the club would prefer to stump up the extra £1m-£2m if it meants being free from any punishment.

I hope he pisses off to Celtic, or somewhere where he will never have to darken our door.

Eh, like Chelsea? Don't think anything will happen with us, we haven't talked to him, and the player came because he wanted to come, not because the club had invited him to a meeting. It could easily happen to us, it's the likes of Chelsea who will get away with it.

If he signs, I hope his goals fly in like he does.

so basically they havent the slightest clue where their player is To be fair that could have been reported at anytime during the day, before the picture of him was taken, and before the SSN news, it might only have just came up though. If you look on newsnow, the Journal's news on the saga which only came up online less then half an hour ago is news from yesterday.

Harchester United was based mainly on us. The reason why that show didn't last is because people relised SSN was on 24/7.

We need a funny song for him just incase he signs.

That will teach you a lesson, never ever leave.

doesn't that mean they've missed it again Yeah, but it means that they need to be watching SSN at about 10 past 12.

Because it's a load of fucking bollocks! I said it was.. it nearly caused a panic on here when I suggested it was a joke. He never removed that tweet. So where is it ? Hmm, he didn't the last time I checked after someone else said he deleated it.

It's just been on SSN again for those who missed it the first time.

Because it's a load of fucking bollocks! I said it was.. it nearly caused a panic on here when I suggested it was a joke. He never removed that tweet.

This club is a love hate thing. If he signs I'll love the last few days at whats gone on, if he doesn't then I'll hate them for throwing this opportunity away.

The last bus from my house to Newcastle via Jesmond Dene leaves in about 10 minutes, hmmmm........................................

I think that will probably be happening. The trouble the club has though is that he has been pictured at Newcastle airport, and their is reports in France and over here saying that he has decided to take it upon himself to come here. It isn't really trouble though, it isn't as though FBI agents are tracking Ben Arfa's every move in England. It would be incredibly easy to set up a meeting with him and as long as he doesn't spill the beans and the representative(s) of NUFC keep things quiet, it's clean sailing. It's incredibly underhand and I wouldn't like it happening with one of our players, say Jose Enrique. But I don't think we're in the position to do things completely above board. This kind of thing happens all the time, particularly on the international stage. It happens all the time, the difference is though he's all over the internet on a photo of him at Newcastle airport, on top of that he has been wanting a move to us for atleast 3 weeks, and has walked out on his club in the last few days because he can't get a move here, I just don't think "I fancied a night on the Bigg market" is going to hold up.

"Ashley, Ashley, can I have your autograph just on this line here?

I think that will probably be happening. The trouble the club has though is that he has been pictured at Newcastle airport, and their is reports in France and over here saying that he has decided to take it upon himself to come here.

I think a picture of him being at Newcastle airport being all over the internet, reports in France and here that he's flew in, and SSN saying he has flown in but we won't talk to him may give it away a bit.

Damn.

Yeah, it's going be like that bloke who pretended to be a millionaire who wanted to buy the club all over again.

Possibly but reports say that it is a hotel in Jesmond. What reports? Twitter,, Douglas taking the piss So it wasn't true ? Could be, but the Journal arn't really ones for breaking sports news.

I can just imagine it now. Random guy comes to Newcastle for his holidays, gets mobbed upon arrival at the airport, arrives at his hotel in Jesmond, goes to close his curtains and see's aload of blokes watching him.