Stifler

Put the missus panties back on. Nothing official just yet, your missus will have to get her rabbit out of her bag for now.

He would be a good player for us, well pretty good. Would grab us atleast 10 goals. I would be dissapointed to see us buy him though, he's just too old. A years loan would be perfect for us.

Lets hope it's not still going in 10 years time like Big Brother though.

Is the Marc Wilson deal confirmed?

A £6m fee been said now, so I'm assuming it's a permanent deal. Fuck you on about? Some twats on the last few pages have been saying something about a £6m deal. That's a Spurs fan mate. I was getting in on the joke.

A £6m fee been said now, so I'm assuming it's a permanent deal. Fuck you on about? Some twats on the last few pages have been saying something about a £6m deal.

A £6m fee been said now, so I'm assuming it's a permanent deal.

So we are buying him now?

Carrol after a sun bed session.

You don’t need to be in debt to do that and in operating terms the club will probably be breaking even this season. Another debate about Ashley is a waste of time. I was only pointing out we owe him a lot of money and Lambias isn’t the only possible cloud on the horizon. My point was we wern't buying players for their name but buying players in positions where we need them and so far ones that look of adecent quality.

It looks more like him than HBA. And the right one isn't his fucking manager because he's listening to an iPod! I'm guessing listening to Ben Arfa saying "Are we there yet?" over and over is very annoying.

I guess it's stopped us from buying players for their names instead of their quality. Financially the club is getting better and within 5 years or so should be atleast breaking even. Team wise we are only 3 games into the season and can't really say anything on that front. Relegation may of done us well, infact I'd go as far as recommending it to Sunderland, multiple times.

He has the biggest grin on his face when both Ben Arfa and Keane are mentioned.

Nah. Ben Arfa - "I have a longer thread!" Tiote - "Well I have a longer..." Xisco - "Game over Tiote wins." Fixed.

Didn't Geremi piss off in January?

Aye. "So Chris, you play Wolves tomorrow, are you confident in getting a result?" "I can not comment on who we may or may not be playing, nor can I confirm my feelings towards such a game" "So what about Taylor, Tiote, Ben Arfa, and Keane?" "We have offerd Taylor a contract and I hope he signs it, Tiote has been given a work permit but I can't say how long his contract is for, Ben Arfa should be concluded today, and Keane is just speculation."

Fuck, that signature picture looks like a mix of Wallace and Gromit.

Eventually, 40 pages long, I mean how long does a thread have to be untill someone signs these days?

Change of thread title?

Paris arrivals are at 10:55 and 16:10. Didn't he fly by a private jet the last time though?

I've just read the Sun article and it says we will actually buy him. I thought if we got him it would be on loan. Then again this is the Sun.

Too late, I've already said it.

Didn't France football get the Werder link wrong?

It's unlikely, but one of the Old Firm not finishing top two up there would be fantastic. Hearts did it a few years ago before their owner went mad Celtic will get the SPL title though, which just shows how bad the SPL really is, I'm starting to doubt if the Old Firm are even Championship standard now.

So it doesn't look like Kevin McDonald is going to get the Villa job then.