Stifler

Jesus. Nah, if I get my way he'll be subjected to tax soon, so maybe not a good idea.

On SSN now.

Yup, it will be like going onto a porn website where it shows the cum just oozing out.

No team has came in for him yet despite Spurs willing to sell him.

It's good news, I'm not excited much bbut thats because we have known it was going to happen for ages. I'm not expecting much of him next season, he will need time to recover from his injury, then a few games to get settled into the team, but he is a good one ofr the future. I would still like either O'hara and/or De Guzman for the dentral midfield role. Another (decent) forward, and maybe a defender on top of that and we will be sorted.

Krul Puyol Milito Maxwell A.Cole Ronaldo Fabregas Carrick Wallcott Messi Pato

I remember when we signed Owen, he was sent up to present him to the fans and David Craig (or whatever he is called) was snubbed out despite camping outside of SJP every transfer window and everytime something happend.

The Sol staying at Arsenal thing doesn't add up though.

Not really, it's only Sky sports 1&2, Sky will jsut start to put the Premiership games and their biggest viewing programmes onto Sky sports 3&4.

Since they are taking away SSN from freeview, I think it should be included if you get Sky sports via topup TV.

Good, let the cunt go to Sunderland, I don't want him here.

I would love to, I was sad when he left, because of that twat Souness, as I'm aware he patched things up with the bloke/blokes he had a fight while he was here, though there were rumours him and Shearer didn't get on.

You have spaghetti junction your way, so if you throw yourself off there hopefully you can get hit a few times on your way down to the bottom.

I like to think that we can have the best of both worlds. Their is no reason why we can't get 24-26 year olds who can still progress but still have experience. Plenty of younger players these days have done well out on loan at clubs but have not made it at their own clubs but can still do a pretty good job. At this moment in time I think O'hara is a good example, also Onouha, they haven't made it at their own clubs but would still make it in an average to decent Premiership side.

In the recent past, 'experience' has done us aproximately bollocks all. In the past, we aimed for more than survival. And still failed at the survival part.

Kuyt, Gerrard, and Torres have yet to leave though.

Might aswell buy a double decker bus and park that infront of the goal.

Man Utd, and Sunderland, the latter being unrealistic though.

I actually liked him, untill now, what fucking cunt he is, then again he only had the option of going to Spurs or Liverpool, and has played only for Chelsea, and West Ham. So now I can put him in the cunt pile.

I was in Sports Direct today, and one of the shirts had the Toon Army on the back starting to peel off already. Doesn't bode well for the sponsor.

Soon to be Sol Campbell.

Who the fuck does he manage?

1-0 win every time. Who are the 7 fuckers who voted to lose?

Whats the latest regarding Portsmouth, are they going out of business?, are they getting points deductions?, or are they coming out of it all?

It's cheaper via Sport Direct, and it's not like he's not going to get the money if you buy it from the NUFC shop, is it? Infact buying it from Sports Direct would probs mean that he gets less money.