Stifler

This thread over the last few days. He's coming, lets throw him a party and kiss Ashley on the lips. He's not coming, lets get the pitch folks out for Ashley. He's coming, lets go and get his name on the back of our shirt. He's not coming, lets all jump off the Tyne bridge together and claim it's Ashleys fault. The Journal says hhis reperesentatives are having talks, he's coming lets get our cocks out and wank together. And you guys say your arn't fickle.

Jones is having a medical at Stoke, just need Bent to fuck off now.

You could make yourself £50 here Ashley if you just get £6m out of your wallet.

Full time.

The ref has been poor in this second half.

3-2, 4 minutes added on.

In that case then Man City will be in deep shit, I don't think they have won any of their friendlies and played against teams they should be beating comfortably.

The 3rd got a big deflection, so did the first to be honest. Aweful defending though, but if that went against Newcastle I would be screaming murder at the off the ball foul in the play that lead upto the goal.

2-0 Watford, GG will be happy.

Watford lead 1-0, anyway SS3 put a tickerbar at the bottom saying that it is the goal scorers first league goal this season. No fucking shit Sherlock.

Championship football on SS3 now.

Cleverly is not going to be loaned out now because Carrick will miss the start of the season.

Isn't HMRC going to appeal which will be heard as the 2nd half KO on Saturday?, imagine that, the game getting abadoned because the team goes bust during it.

This is all if and But's though, we need to get Arfa here in anyway. I still get a nice feeling knwoing that Nicky Butt isn't an option though.

BBC Fuck off, noway. Mr Justice Mann.

That's more like it. Ben Arfa should be giving the freedom to play if he comes in. Having him on the wing and having to rely on him to track back and defend the other teams fullbacks won't be a good move imo. Jonas and Routledge do a very good job of maintaining their defensive responsibilities and that will be key this season. Fucking hell, I've said something that someone on here agrees with me. Anyway I would also consider Gutrie to replace Nolan if needed.

Do we actually find out at 3:00pm, or is that the time the case starts?

Krul Saylor Colo Williamson/Sol Enrique Routledge Barton Nolan Jonas Arfa Carrol

Instead of buying him, could we just not get a lock of his hair and clone him?, we could do it to other players, like Messi etc.

lets not bring Plymouth into this. What they did for us at the end of the season was out of this world considering what happend to their club at the same time.

If they are wound up then they will get fuck all, where as if they wern't then they would get a part of what they are owed.

keith Harris has found a potnetial buyer for Liverpool, he has also recently been linked with groups aiming to take over other clubs, one for an example is Blackburn. How the fuck can't he find one for us then?

And rightly so in this case. Not sure why the 'public purse' should suffer. nor am I, but you do have to feel for the supporters, and wonder if their is still away that they can reach an agreement to keep the club afloat. I assume with the season only 2 days away from tomorrow it would be too late to "promote" another team, unless they delayed the KO of the first game to sometime during the season and started off from the following week?

Would be a shame for the fans, but Revenue and Customs is hell bent on bringing a bigger name then Chester down to set an example.

The away fans at the Rangers game should sing "We want Ben Arfa, we want Ben Arfa".