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So are we still in the running for him?

How can any club afford to pay their players anything with that kind of following? Cray-zee. They can't, take Dave Whelen away and they would be fucked.

Yes, we might be shit in 8 years time, but their will still be world class teams in the competition, imagine being able to to go into Newcastle and watch the likes of Brazil, Spain etc, or even just being able to drive to another city in order to do it. Better still, imagine going to Whitley Bay and the beach being swarmed with Latino babes in their bikini's or even nothing at all.

WTF were u saying again MARTIN SAMUEL u fat f@@ker!!!! They guy has got some stick on there for it, and before the Villa game, and by other clubs fans.

He makes poor teams into decent teams, I just don't think he is capable of making decent teams into world class teams, hence why he will hopefully be a huge flop at Liverpool. Nothing against him personally, I think he's a decent coach, I just can't fucking stand the red half of Liverpool.

Isn't there a Premier League rule that states we can only loan one player from another Premiership club?

They are visiting London, Manchester, Newcastle, and Sunderland. Also they are flying over Milton Keynes. Should swap the Milton Keynes fly over with Sunderland to be honest.

Keyes used something similar last week. Apple and Sky have now teamed up so that we can now get both of their cocks up your ass at the very same time.

Is that avatar the guy you've just signed? Yeah, Cheick Tiote. f*** me, looks like he means business Go to any resort in Spain & you will see fellas like him selling a range of sunglasses, necklaces, watches, pills & cocaine. Fuck, half of Meadowell is going to have some unwanted competition.

How long is it untill Andy Gray starts using an iPad so he doesn't have to rush down from the commentry box to use his touch screen TV?

On SSN earlier they had pictures of the competing stadiums from England for the World Cup bid, anyway for Sunderland they had a picture of Benfica's Stadium of Light. I wonder how the FA will get around this one. FIFA: "Is this Lisbon?" FA: "No" FIFA: "But we have just spent 3 hours on a plane from Newcastle for a journey that takes 20 minutes by car and the airport says Lisbon." FA: "No, Lisbon is what we call Sunderland here, now look at how pretty the city is and look at this amazing non flatpack bowl designed stadium."

Me neither, but I bet we have to sit through the Man Utd game first. Think you'll be right. Bit of a joke really - that's a run of the mill game really and ours certainly wasn't. We could of won 10-0 and it would still be on 2nd, lets put that to the test against Wolves, eh?

Me neither, but I bet we have to sit through the Man Utd game first.

I saw the game, but had to leave afterwards for work, but FUCKING HELL. 6-0, 6-0 bastard fucking nill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

And where is Ben Arfa going to play?

Ok, which one of you has put on his Wiki page that he plays for us?

I'm glad that we have signed someone, however I'm not going to take it as act untill NUFC themselves confirm it. Hopefully they are waiting to get Ben Arfa so they can announce both the signings at the same time.

Fuck this, I want to know whats happening with Ben Arfa.

To be fair though you have been watching Nicky Butt for the last few years.

People to have some semblance of common sense. At least check his previous claims before repeating stuff for fuck's sake. Like I said, people are holding onto any hope or positives they can find. It's fairly common for this sort of the to happen in desperate situations.

Dave, what do you expect?. A lot of people on here are excited and hopefull of the prospect of Arfa coming here, so much so that they will get excited about any positive news about him coming here regardless of whether or not it's from a bullshitter or not.

Some reporter, for the Journal I think. He's just some gobshite kid. Is he?, I actually thought he was someone who was ITK, and by that I mean people tell him crap, he reports it and he gets laughed at when it isn't true but once every so often he is correct. You know, like most people who work for the papers on the Bigg market.

Same. You only have to look through his previous lies to realise what a fucking prick he is. Lets hope he isn't lying this time. Of course he's lying. To be fair he wasn't lying last Friday night when he was last here. I wonder if the Friday night flights from France to Newcastle are cheaper or you get a free sandwhich or something, because Arfa is starting to make a habit of it now.

Some reporter, for the Journal I think.

Same. You only have to look through his previous lies to realise what a fucking prick he is. Lets hope he isn't lying this time.