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You should try taking driving lessons off him.

It's the club I love, Ashey and Pardew will go long before I do. Where will we be when they do go though is the question. I'll never turn my back on this club.

I hope the cunt fucks off now. Obviously it's not going to do us any good shouting abuse at him, but no doubt the fans will be right on his back after every dissapointing result.

To be fair I did say "I", as in a bloke on the street, not someone who has been a football manager before. Ashley's biggest problem isn't he contract, it's for them to trust him not to change the rules midway through the game, hence why I think a lot of targets won't even sit down with him to discuss a contract.

Exactly, and its a nice mask to hide behind at the same time - 'Im not going to do a Portsmouth etc'... but its all cost cutting to make the club attractive for a buyer. Well, people are fed up with them anyway, so making the club as attractive for a buyer as possible might not be a bad thing if this is indeed the case. It isnt, though the club is effectivley on hold until he does. And this is while he is, most likely, asking for a stupid price. And thats where we should try & force that price down by boycotting. This, but we need a manager that keeps the club on hold in the Premiership.

I don't think I would go there on those terms, not that they are a bad terms or anything, just I wouldn't trust Ashley not to change the rules.

If that was a players contract then everyone would be praising him, whats fucked him up though is not the fact that it's a bad idea in theory, it's the fact that his controls over transfer funding, wages etc will forever mean that the club can't be successfull, atleast not in the way he wishes judging by his choice to sack Hughton.

SSN just before. In the Champions League this week, AC Milan face Martin Jol's Ajax.

I remember after we beat Villa 6-0 saying that if it was a dream then don't wake me, well feel free to wake me up because this is some fucking scary nightmare.

Just seen on SSN him getting in to his car, an old shape VW Golf, the amount of money he has, christ Ashley even appoints tight ass morons.

I've just had a horrible thought, Dowie.

Nolan clinging onto the back of a Greggs wagon coming over the Tyne bridge.

I hope he doesn't claim that ticket back off expenses.

This is when the fans turn, "Well you cunt, have you made your decision yet?"

Well I've seen Capello get dragged into Toon on a sledge by Ashley himself.

Well we are playing Liverpool. I wouldn't put it past them.

So he got on a ferry instead of getting on one of the 20 or something planes to and from Amsterdam we have every day? The man's old skool. What time did he quit?, the ferry didn't leave untill 7:30. I want to proove these fuckers wrong so that we never mention them again.

So he got on a ferry instead of getting on one of the 20 or something planes to and from Amsterdam we have every day?

Yeah, 2+2=4, however this is Ashley we are talking about, don't underestimate his ability to fuck up big style. He's the sort of guy who after peace talks accidently sits on the missile launch button.

I think this time the world knows we didn't want this to happen, even the press have sussed that one out I think, or atleast hope. By the time Saturday comes we could have a new manager in charge and singer our former managers name won't does us any good. Hughton himself knows that the fans are behind him, sodo the players. Now though for the sake of our club and the sake of picking up points we need to get over this as fast as possible in order to bring some sort normality and stability to the club. Hopefully Fat Mike will be sorting things out as we speak.

Someone shoot the cunt so he can't be our next manager.

Rijkaard (Is that spelt right?), but not proven in the Premiership, MON has to be the closest.

Who the fuck voted Shearer, must be those tossers in the Strawberry that SSN will interview tomorrow, no doubt the Sun has already got it's Massiah Beardsley headline wrote out.

Hopefully.

Redknapp