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Carlisle 3-1 Charlton.

Gateshead 1 nil up.

Fulham 3-1 Liverpool.

Apart from the West Brom result, but it's not much of a worry if we win on Monday night.

Yes it can, Hull down to 10 men.

Hull goal disallowed. Can this get any better?

Chairman dipping his hands in the cookie jar probs.

Yes, Sunderland 0-1 West Ham.

Not sure theres many mega rich 16 year old girl Sheik's these days Yeah, but every little helps, even if it is only £2.50

Burnley 1-0 Hull, get in. Stoke 1-0 Wolves. West Brom 2-0 Watford.

Apparently those debts are absolutely huge for an SPL club. And ive edited the title btw, good point about Ranger Yes, £30m is alot of debt for an SPL club, especially when you think that a total of £7m was enough to take 3 teams out, until the SPL and other investers dug deep to save them. I don't think they would ever be screwed though, even if they are in the SPL, I could see someone coughing up the money for Rangers.

Girls can bid for my virginity, I will give the proceeds to NUFC. Note, only attractive, clean girls, between the ages of 16-20 can bid. I reserve the right to determine if she is pretty enough.

Wrtien by Piers Morgan, any surprise, he guy is a prize prick, and knows noothing, and knows even less about sport. Newspaper & pictures is something Morgan has had problems with over the years. Along with life, the guy doesn't even know what real life is about, another tw@ who's never had any problems in life apart from the one time his bank account was at the lowest level it has ever been, the sum of £6m. Thats what happens when idiot like him get top jobs as politicans, and in his case jounelism, they have no concept of life, so pretend to know everything, I would love for once, he relised the whole world is laughing at him and not with him.

Wrtien by Piers Morgan, any surprise, he guy is a prize prick, and knows noothing, and knows even less about sport.

Punched a bird in the face. Sex Offender for that? Yeah, he groped her aswell.

Suspended sentence?, and if not, how long untill parole? On other matter my dog, named Lucky has gone missing............................... that b@stard stole it.

The word renegotiating, meaing they are in talks with Northern Rock and Addidas, becasue if it was other companies, then it would just be negotiating, and not renegotiating, so it looks like both Northern Rock and Addidas are interested in keeping us on. addidas no surprise there and thats a good thing, probably the best shirt makers imo. northern rock i'd be shocked if they were allowed to keep the sponsorship on as they're owned by the British taxpayer. Didn't Northern Rock extend the Falcons or Durham Cricket Club's sponsorship recently?, under British taxpayers rule aswell.

The word renegotiating, meaing they are in talks with Northern Rock and Addidas, becasue if it was other companies, then it would just be negotiating, and not renegotiating, so it looks like both Northern Rock and Addidas are interested in keeping us on.

Lets just hope the NUST actually do something worthwhile, and buy the rights. An even better idea would be, not to buy the whole club, but buy a share within the club, with part of the deal being that the stadium nameing rights are run by the NUST side, meaning that we could just keep the name. It wold also mean that the fans still have a say in the club, but we won't have to find thousands of fans with a spare £20,000 each.

Does anyone else think it looks like Monkseaton's new high school? Then again Monkseaton's new high school looks better.

Chris Boyd, £3m.

Actually, it's both. I'm not sure how that works, but it is.

What? Name a country that plays as a club team and not a national one. It's easy. Monaco? Yes.

What? Name a country that plays as a club team and not a national one. It's easy.

Geremi is playing, I give it 15 minutes before Hughton out is shouted.