Stifler

Fucking hell, Fat Sam is going 442.

You can if she lets you watch the football for the first time ever.

MY FUCKING GOD! It's alright Niel, don't shit yourself.

Blackburn players plays a ball along the ground for Roberts. Roberts: "What the fuck is that doing rolling across the grass?"

Wolves are 1-0 up against Birmingham.

Tell me about it, my first Sunday off in I don't know how long and this is the game I am able to watch.

The MLS will sell anyone at a decent price, means fuck all.

Inter? I don't think they could afford him tbh, would probs have to sell first if they were able to get the money for him. I can't really see him going to Italy, infact I can't really see him going at all. As it's been said all he is doing is a Rooney, it was only a few weeks ago he was telling Rooney to come and join him at City etc, he's just after more money.

1:30 KO's on Sky hardly ever get a mention, unless it's a Sky 6 team against another Sky 6 team. Wolves vs Birmingham should have been on instead of Bolton vs Blackburn.

There is only 2 clubs who could afford him who City would sell too, they are Real and Barca and I doubt either would be interested, both having equal or better choices in their squad. City won't sell to Man Utd or Chelsea, and if Spurs were able to make a cheecky bid then I'm sure they wouldn't sell to them either.

I'm pretty sure he would come back to the Premiership to any club if the offer was decent, we could od a lot worse then him and could get 3-4 good years out of him.

Well we've had a good habit of kicking our asses into gear around this sort of time of the season. I'm not so confident this time though. Something's wrong behind the scenes IMO, and obviously on the pitch. A striker with pace would stop you being so obvious imo. Beckford has a bit but lacks the real quality to be a FT starter for Everton. It's been a problem of ours for a while - we're far too predictable. Yes it's nice to see how much more pleasing on the eye we've become over the past few years but a lot of the time when we're building an attack you just know it's not going to get anywhere, barring the opposition making a huge mistake. With Pienaar almost certainly off (very possibly in January), it's safe to say we have problems. Moyes has got a job on his hands and a big part of me thinks he'll think "fuck this", and knob off somewhere. Everton have nothing to fear really. A lot of players at that club just scream "Being able to get a result when it really matters". Cahill though is the player you need to look after. I reckon him and N'Zobia would work well together and would create more for your strikers. Saha needs to go though.

That's awesome but I'm too scared to put him in as I might jinx the poor lad. Remember that small patch in the season when he went a few games without scoring?, that was when I put him in my fantasy football team, needless to say he didn't score until the very game after I took him out of my team.

People on here have already said that if we keep our core players, then we should be ok and have no real problems. However don't underestimates Ashley's and Pardews capabilites of selling good players and replaing them with cheap imatations. Januray is going to be a long month for us, and by that I don't just mean the amount of fixtures we have/could have.

Yeah I'd have to agree that it's a pretty pure decision, but whats it got to do with potential targets?

Nolan scores, drinks are on Messi.

If we brought in someone like O'Hara as a replacement then great, let him go, if we brought someone in who isn't good enough then it would be a pretty bad deal letting him go in January.

It's not too bad if we reinvest the money well, however I have no faith in Pardew being able to do that.

Fuck off Alan Pardew Oh what can it mean?, to a shit football manager and Ashleys bum chum?

All this stuff about "he doesn't care what the fans think" "he'll get on with the job at hand" being spouted in the press is absolute bollocks. The fans will make his position as uncomfortable as possible and that, with the lack of money and the hostility when we lose shit loads, will mean he'll hate it because his big ego won't be being satisfied. I'll give him til my birthday (end of March). I'll give him untill my birthday, December 27th.

This is going to be like when Bolton appointed Megson as manager, no mater how well they played or did the fans will always call for his head, sooner or later it will result in him going. Fuck I've just had a hrroible thought, Megson is currently out of a job.

I wish this bloke would piss off already.

Premier League points.

We can dream.

You should try taking driving lessons off him.