Stifler

In the recent past, 'experience' has done us aproximately bollocks all. In the past, we aimed for more than survival. And still failed at the survival part.

Kuyt, Gerrard, and Torres have yet to leave though.

Might aswell buy a double decker bus and park that infront of the goal.

Man Utd, and Sunderland, the latter being unrealistic though.

I actually liked him, untill now, what fucking cunt he is, then again he only had the option of going to Spurs or Liverpool, and has played only for Chelsea, and West Ham. So now I can put him in the cunt pile.

I was in Sports Direct today, and one of the shirts had the Toon Army on the back starting to peel off already. Doesn't bode well for the sponsor.

Soon to be Sol Campbell.

Who the fuck does he manage?

1-0 win every time. Who are the 7 fuckers who voted to lose?

Whats the latest regarding Portsmouth, are they going out of business?, are they getting points deductions?, or are they coming out of it all?

It's cheaper via Sport Direct, and it's not like he's not going to get the money if you buy it from the NUFC shop, is it? Infact buying it from Sports Direct would probs mean that he gets less money.

Speak to Crumpy.

I still don't know if I should get the away or 3rd one, I nearly had my mind made up about getting the awy one, but seeing the goals on TV shows how simple the 3rd one is. I like to get the home one, but this season I realy am considering not getting it, and I'll probs get one of the away ones to make up for it.

Don't know, go to Sports direct and try it on. I've also noticed that the 3rd shirt is now on sale at Sports Direct instead of only the NUFC shops. Hmm, that's a bit odd like. Why do you reckon they've done that? Because the Addias deal had it written in the the 3rd shirts could only be sold by NUFC, and when Puma came along Ashley wanted to get his hands on more money and didn't have that written into the Puma deal so he can now sell them via Sports Direct.

A good pre-season win, and hopefully some way to getting the lads fit, S.Taylor apart.

Don't know, go to Sports direct and try it on. I've also noticed that the 3rd shirt is now on sale at Sports Direct instead of only the NUFC shops.

Whats with the holes in the black stripes on the home shirt? It looks likes some sort of thin net like material has just been super glued on top of a white shirt in order to give the appearence of black stripes.

Fuck off, thats not me.

Is this a game of football or cricket?, because fuck all is happening.

If anyone wants to enter my league then feel free to join it. It's called "SSC Premier League" and the code is "129006-50147".

Toronto play Philly tomorrow, lets hope we hammer them, we are only 5 points off the top spot with a game in hand.

Apparently he has been sighted in Dublin with our squad.

McBoro have signed Thompson from Rangers.

Thats a bargain.

I'd rather the League Cup got rid of the second leg and was spread out more, maybe starting earlier and having the final in March time instead of February.