Stifler

Mac Allister.

Fuck sake, quoted the wrong person.

Missing their best player.

Get the team news up lads.

Sucks that. Liverpool: ‘You know how we are challenging you for a Champions League place, or a Europa League place, well we want your best player, so don’t play him for the rest of the season, eh?’ Brighton: ‘Aye alright then.’ I hope it never happens again in football, until Monday when Maddison is ‘injured’.

That Enciso is also a doubt for them.

Falls apart later when he’s at home and no one is watching.

Rachel and Monic up front, Chandler in the middle holding it together, Joey and Phoebie on the wings, and Ross lurking at the back.

Honestly if you said to me right now, you get top 4 but you can choose how you get it with option A being we win tonight then Aston Villa beat Liverpool, or option B being you win tonight, Liverpool win, then you win on Monday, I’d take option A. I just want us qualified for it, and if we do it, I want it done as soon as possible. Last week between the Arsenal game and the Leeds game was a long week, this week has been long, and a wait between Monday and Sunday would be just as long.

The owners of the San Diego MLS expansion team that’s set to be announced today have paid $500m for their entry fee, and they are not even going to have their own stadium (at least not initially).

BLACK & WHITE ARMY!

Didn’t he fall off that building?

I remember the season when Shearer retired. The last week I think we clinched European football, Boro lost the UEFA Cup final, and sure Sunderland went out of the playoffs or went down, something like that, and we won Shearers testimonial. All within the space of a week, I said then it was probably at the time, a dream week for us, hoping for the same today/Monday.

Apparently they only need £100m for their new stadium.

Luton when they turn it on look pretty strong. Coventry could have had loads of goals in the 2nd half today, but their finishing let them down.

Good week so far for us, if you want to turn it that way.

Either Luton or Coventry in the Premier League now, that’s going to be a welcome change.

They have recently signed a 5 year lease with Ashley, I’d imagine that he would have an increase in rent clause for if they go up.

Coventry lead.

Still over half an hour to go yet.

Coventry should be in front.

San Diego is to get an MLS, and it’s to be headed by Tory treasurer and donator Mohamed Mansour. €500m is the fee he is to pay for it.

West Ham had to pay Sheffield United compensation, although it was much less.

You do on the 2nd stage.

The thing is though, to sign up to RTG you need to answer obscure questions about Sunderland that only a fan would know. Do they honestly believe every supporter base both in this country, and occasionally elsewhere have an in-depth knowledge of Sunderland to sign up as a fan in peace? The whole pretence falls at the 1st hurdle.