Dr.Spaceman

We just need to use him more effectively. There's been worse players than Elliot Anderson play over 100 times for bigger & better clubs than Newcastle in the Premier League. He's only 21, some players don't do a great deal until they're 23/24. Some players fizzle out by the time they're 24/25. Everyone's development is different, just because they're not shit hot at an early age it doesn't mean they're never going to become effective in this league.

I think Anderson is going to get there, it's just whether or not we can wait for him. A loan next season could be just what he needs. I'd hate to see us sell him now only for him to bounce back to the PL with someone else in 2/3 years and turn into an Adam Lallana or someone similar.

In hindsight I think the main bulk of our issues came from Anderson & Longstaff making up two thirds of our midfield. Both were too slow (shock, horror) and offered little in the way of creativity, which you'd expect from Longstaff as that's not his game but we've completely stopped playing to his strengths. You're not winning many matches away from home in the PL with that midfield 3 trying to play that way. I'd be tempted to loan Anderson next season if we have a good enough summer window.

Surely we can do better than this.

One more game then hopefully we'll never have to see 3 or 4 of those players in a Newcastle shirt ever again

Dubravka for the love of fucking God save a shot please

At least we're not getting relegated

And there it is

Okay, that's one of the worst goals I've ever seen in the PL

wtf

Trips looked fucking knackered there

Playing shite. Howay ffs.

What the fuck are we doing at the back there

Beats hearing "Bet in play....NAAAW" every 2 mins

More adverts than analysis, Sky is an absolute rip off.

There's a joke in there about Eddie not picking him anyway

The rest of the season

Ross fucking Barkley

I couldn't care about offsides where the margin is the width of a toenail. It's not what offside was originally brought into the game for.

That would be mint

LETS FUCKING KILL EM

Ah okay, I couldn't give a shit what the disciples of Hurst think

I'd be interested to see the demographics of those who competed the poll, I didn't contribute, nor did the bloke I sit next to at the match. I doubt the fella in front did either.

Aye, they sit in the east stand.

Fuck this, sticking Masterchef on.